Tabia Za Wanaume Nisizopenda

Karucee · Dec 13, 2012

1. Kuchokoa pua halafu kama haitoshi kukagua ulichofanikiwa kuvua. Does it look appetising? Take a bite basi usitutapishe.
2. Kurembua na kusema sssss huku unatia kidole/cotton bud kwenye masikio. Sasa tukueleweje? Jikaze mtoto wa kiume, ebo!!
3. Kushangaa shangaa huku mumejishika kiunoni.
4. Kujishika shika maeneo ya nanilii na kujikuna tena ukiwa umetulia hasa. Kama haitoshi unanyanyua nanilii na kukuna chini yake.
Rungu huua wadudu aina zote. Hata Wanaotambaa na kuruka.
5. Kuchokoa meno na kukagua ulichokitoa halafu kutema tema ptuuh ptuuh. I wish I could punch you and make you spit all your teeth!
6. Kujishikashika kifua kama unajiandaa kunyonyesha.
7. Kukagua kila kalio linalokupita. Mpaka ukiwa njiani unasimama. Tena wengine utawasikia kabisaaa wakisema aiseeee huku mkono ushazama kwenye zipu. Arrrghhh.
8. Kutafuna chakula bila discipline. Kama vile meno unayafanyia test.
9. Kujua kila kitu.
10. Kutembea huku unachomoa suruali ilopenya kwenye makalio halafu ukigeuka ukikuta mtu anakuangalia badala ya kusikitika unachekelea.
11. Kutema tema mate.
12. Male chauvinists wanawake hatupumui kisa hoja zako daily za kutuponda.

Nicole · Dec 13, 2012

No. 4,6 na 11 nakusapoti, wanakeraaaa ptuuuhhh

COURTESY · Dec 13, 2012

Karucee said:
1. Kuchokoa pua halafu kama haitoshi kukagua ulichofanikiwa kuvua. Does it look appetising? Take a bite basi usitutapishe.
2. Kurembua na kusema sssss huku unatia kidole/cotton bud kwenye masikio. Sasa tukueleweje? Jikaze mtoto wa kiume, ebo!!
3. Kushangaa shangaa huku mumejishika kiunoni.
4. Kujishika shika maeneo ya nanilii na kujikuna tena ukiwa umetulia hasa. Kama haitoshi unanyanyua nanilii na kukuna chini yake.
Rungu huua wadudu aina zote. Hata Wanaotambaa na kuruka.
4. Kuchokoa meno na kukagua ulichokitoa halafu kutema tema ptuuh ptuuh. I wish I could punch you and make you spit all your teeth!
5. Kujishikashika kifua kama unajiandaa kunyonyesha.
6. Kukagua kila kalio linalokupita. Mpaka ukiwa njiani unasimama. Tena wengine utawasikia kabisaaa wakisema aiseeee huku mkono ushazama kwenye zipu. Arrrghhh.
7. Kutafuna chakula bila discipline. Kama vile meno unayafanyia test.
8. Kujua kila kitu.
9. Kutembea huku unachomoa suruali ilopenya kwenye makalio halafu ukigeuka ukikuta mtu anakuangalia badala ya kusikitika unachekelea.
10. Kutema tema mate.
11. Male chauvinists wanawake hatupumui kisa hoja zako daily za kutuponda.

hapo umeua dada angu!!

Mundu · Dec 13, 2012

Duh Kwani katiba inasemaje? Mikutano inaendelea...

Nivea · Dec 13, 2012

fyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu umewaweza leo

Karucee · Dec 13, 2012

Ciello said:
No. 4,6 na 11 nakusapoti, wanakeraaaa ptuuuhhh

sana tu dadangu. Uncouth, Barbaric, abuse to civilization.

Karucee · Dec 13, 2012

Mundu said:
Duh Kwani katiba inasemaje? Mikutano inaendelea...

ndio hii hapa. Ya zamani kwishnehii

Karucee · Dec 13, 2012

nivea said:
fyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu umewaweza leo

hahahaaaa. Have my back when they start throwing stones.

kiparah · Dec 13, 2012

Da! aiseee, ahahahahahahaha

Vin Diesel · Dec 13, 2012

umeua....

Lait noir · Dec 13, 2012

Wanawake wakizifanya hazikukeri? Au wao hawachokonoi meno? Hawachokonoi masikio? Hawatoi nguo ikiingia fyonto?

Lukolo · Dec 13, 2012

Hizi ni tabia za mmeo au kila mwanaume? Staarabika dada, andika kabisa kwamba tabia za mmeo usizozipenda.

Tutor B · Dec 13, 2012

Humu kila kitu ni katiba tu! Duh!

Karucee · Dec 13, 2012

Lukolo said:
Hizi ni tabia za mmeo au kila mwanaume? Staarabika dada, andika kabisa kwamba tabia za mmeo usizozipenda.

kinachokufanya uchomoe hiyo suruali huku unacheka ni nini? Chomoa fasta kaza mwendo mtoto wa kiume.

Wi-Fi · Dec 13, 2012

karucee sijui kama unajua umenichekesha mbele ya watu.. ngoja tena kesho kutwa uje uniseme "sipendi mwanaume anae cheka na simu" jiongezee like moja nitakuja ku-refund!

The Father of All · Dec 13, 2012

Acha umbea na urongo mwanangu Karucee. Kwani unawajua wanaume wote au ni kutaka sifa tu? Huwa na baba yako anafanya yote hayo? Kwanini useme wanaume wote utadhani unawajua bila kusema baadhi ya wachache unaowajua? Hujui kuwa na wanawake wanachokoa pua? Hujui kuwa na masugamami hutumia hiyo ssss? Hata ungeongelea wanaume wa kijijini kwako si rahisi kuwajua wote na tabia zao. Mbona huna hata chembe ya utafiti ukiachia mbali hoja na aibu? Shame on you!

Karucee said:
1. Kuchokoa pua halafu kama haitoshi kukagua ulichofanikiwa kuvua. Does it look appetising? Take a bite basi usitutapishe.
2. Kurembua na kusema sssss huku unatia kidole/cotton bud kwenye masikio. Sasa tukueleweje? Jikaze mtoto wa kiume, ebo!!
3. Kushangaa shangaa huku mumejishika kiunoni.
4. Kujishika shika maeneo ya nanilii na kujikuna tena ukiwa umetulia hasa. Kama haitoshi unanyanyua nanilii na kukuna chini yake.
Rungu huua wadudu aina zote. Hata Wanaotambaa na kuruka.
5. Kuchokoa meno na kukagua ulichokitoa halafu kutema tema ptuuh ptuuh. I wish I could punch you and make you spit all your teeth!
6. Kujishikashika kifua kama unajiandaa kunyonyesha.
7. Kukagua kila kalio linalokupita. Mpaka ukiwa njiani unasimama. Tena wengine utawasikia kabisaaa wakisema aiseeee huku mkono ushazama kwenye zipu. Arrrghhh.
8. Kutafuna chakula bila discipline. Kama vile meno unayafanyia test.
9. Kujua kila kitu.
10. Kutembea huku unachomoa suruali ilopenya kwenye makalio halafu ukigeuka ukikuta mtu anakuangalia badala ya kusikitika unachekelea.
11. Kutema tema mate.
12. Male chauvinists wanawake hatupumui kisa hoja zako daily za kutuponda.

Karucee · Dec 13, 2012

Lait noir said:
Wanawake wakizifanya hazikukeri? Au wao hawachokonoi meno? Hawachokonoi masikio? Hawatoi nguo ikiingia fyonto?

wanawake tumewapumzisha. Wameweka miguu juu enjoying coffee.

Karucee · Dec 13, 2012

Wi-Fi said:
karucee sijui kama unajua umenichekesha mbele ya watu.. ngoja tena kesho kutwa uje uniseme "sipendi mwanaume anae cheka na simu" jiongezee like moja nitakuja ku-refund!

teh hee hee. Punguza stress za katikati ya wiki

Blaine · Dec 13, 2012

mtoa mada ana stress kweli, sijui kaachwa na bf/mume wake

Karucee · Dec 13, 2012

Father of All said:
Acha umbea na urongo mwanangu Karucee. Kwani unawajua wanaume wote au ni kutaka sifa tu? Huwa na baba yako anafanya yote hayo? Kwanini useme wanaume wote utadhani unawajua bila kusema baadhi ya wachache unaowajua? Hujui kuwa na wanawake wanachokoa pua? Hujui kuwa na masugamami hutumia hiyo ssss? Hata ungeongelea wanaume wa kijijini kwako si rahisi kuwajua wote na tabia zao. Mbona huna hata chembe ya utafiti ukiachia mbali hoja na aibu? Shame on you!

interesting. Which of the above are you guilty of? Futa povu then nieleze wapi nimesema wanaume wote. Then you can have some of the shame you cast upon me. 😉

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