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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kindafu, Jan 15, 2012.

  1. k

    kindafu JF-Expert Member

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    Computer Gender

    A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
    English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

    ''House'' for instance, is feminine: ''la casa.'' ''Pencil,'' however, is
    masculine: "el lapiz.'' A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?''
    Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups,
    male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether
    ''computer'' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked
    to give four reasons for its recommendation.
    The men's group decided that ''computer'' should definitely be of the
    feminine gender (''la computer''), because:

    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
    incomprehensible to everyone else;

    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
    possible later retrieval; and

    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
    half your paycheck on accessories for it.

    The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine
    (''el computer''), because:

    1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

    2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

    3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time THEY
    are the problem; and

    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
    little longer, you could have gotten a newer and better model.

    The women won!
  2. T

    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ah ah ah ah ah mimi pia nawapa hao wasichana ushindi:lol::lol::lol:
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Teh hapo kuna kazi
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    kindafu JF-Expert Member

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    kwa hiyo umeshidndwa kuamua kama ushindi ni halali au ni vipi?
  5. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Duh, very creative...