Viol
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- Dec 15, 2009
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Examples Of Stupid Questions that People Ask....
1. When People see U Lying Down,
With Ur Eyes Closed,
they Ask:
"R U Sleeping?"
.
(No! I'm Trying to Die?)
2. When It's Raining & Someone
Notices U Goin Out,
they Ask:
"R U Going Out In this Rain?"
.
(No,In The Next 1.)
3. Ur Friend Calls on ur Landline:
"Where R U?"
.
(At the Bus Stop!)
4. They See U Wet Coming from the Bathroom:
"Did U Just Have A Bath?"
.
(No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !)
5. U R Standin Right In Front Of the
Elevator On The Ground Floor &
they Ask:
"Going Up?"
.
(No, No, I'm Waiting 4 My Apartmnt
to Come Down & Get Me.)
6. U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4
Ur Sweet Heart, they Ask:
"R those Flowers?"
.
(No Baby! They R Carrots.)
1. When People see U Lying Down,
With Ur Eyes Closed,
they Ask:
"R U Sleeping?"
.
(No! I'm Trying to Die?)
2. When It's Raining & Someone
Notices U Goin Out,
they Ask:
"R U Going Out In this Rain?"
.
(No,In The Next 1.)
3. Ur Friend Calls on ur Landline:
"Where R U?"
.
(At the Bus Stop!)
4. They See U Wet Coming from the Bathroom:
"Did U Just Have A Bath?"
.
(No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !)
5. U R Standin Right In Front Of the
Elevator On The Ground Floor &
they Ask:
"Going Up?"
.
(No, No, I'm Waiting 4 My Apartmnt
to Come Down & Get Me.)
6. U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4
Ur Sweet Heart, they Ask:
"R those Flowers?"
.
(No Baby! They R Carrots.)