STATUS ZA WANYAMA!

[Red Scorpion]

Wanyama wangekuwa na WHAT'S UP.
Status zingekuwa:

MENDE: "nimekoswa na guu la mama mwenye Nyumba, maisha yangu mashakani, why always me???? "

PANYA: "nimekula nguo lenye pafyumu, nasikiaje kiu. uwiiiii"

NGURUWE: Binadamu wabaya jamani, wameshanizushia nasambaza mafua "

MBU: Nina HIV, nimekomaje kunyonyanyonya hovyo.

MBUZI: teh teh teh. thank Good pasaka imepita. ni kula BATA tuu mpaka EID.

KUKU: "friends mkiona kesho kimya mjue nipo mezani maana kuna wageni wamekuja leo hapa home, tuombeane uzima wapendwa, love you all"

 

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BASHITE: "Zoezi la uhakiki vyeti litaisha lini? Duh, hatupumui kwa raha. Mkuu wa Magogoni wakati wowote uvumilivu wa shutuma dhidi yake utamshinda, anaweza kunirudisha Kolomije!".

 

[samua]

Hahaha

 

[MO11]

mbwa: i hate Iringa

 

[Joseverest]

PUNDA: Mimi kubeba mizigo hadi lini aisee...

SIMBA: Mimi ndio mkali wenu..ningurumapo mimi mcheza nani??

NYOKA: We jishaue na jipendekeze tu..nakutemea sumu tu

 

[The Bleiz]

Faru John- Najuuta kuja Tz.

 

[mwl]

BATA: Kunya ninye mimi ukinya wewe utazoa.