Sipendi kwakweli

[pisi jacky]

Yaan mkaka anahangaika wee adi anapata namba ako

Chatting zake sasa
Him:hi
Me:hi
Him:uko poa
Me:yea am good
Vip:vipi shemeji ajambo
Me; kimoyo moyo mi nasema ii mburura imetokea wapi actually sijibu
Him:mbona kimya
Me;usingizi tu
Him:mbona hunijibu lakini maana mdada mzuri ivi najua hauwezi single
Mi;kimoyo moyo baba ntolee pepo ili kwenye sim angu
Him;mbona unachelewa kujibu text zangu
Mi:kimya

Actually mwanaume wa ivi hua namterm kama a very weak man. mama ako amekuzaa mzima kabisa, ila unaleta Mambo ya ajabu kwani ukianza kuchat ivi unapungukiwa nini

Him:hi beautiful
Mi;hi how r u
Him:Am ok mrembo sijui wewe
Mi;namshukulu Mungu niko poa
Him:vipi unafanya nin?
Mi: nothing nipo tu home mekaa
Him;can we go for a walk tupitie pale wanachoma mahindi
Mi;aaa mahindi, mi meno yanauma
Him;ndo maana nipo ntakutafunia usipate shida mama
Mi; mhhm ngoja niangalie nkipata muda ntakwambia
Him;nakusubili mama sa kumi na moja ntakupitia
Mi; Bwana mesema ntaangalia
Him:see you later beautiful
Mi;ok
kuna mwanaume mpaka unajiuliza how on earth am I suppose to tell him am not single.na ukiwa unalibwana zero romantic, unaliunga mazima afu badae unasema n ibilisi tu alinpitia I hope na we utamoove on.

Wacheni izo maswal mnaonekana so weak mwanaume unaogopaje kukataliwa Bwana we liunge ukikataliwa mbona fresh tu pisi kibao mjini apa
Uzi umeisha

 

[TEAM 666]

Yaan mkaka anahangaika wee adi anapata namba ako

Chatting zake sasa
Him:hi
Me:hi
Him:uko poa
Me:yea am good
Vip:vipi shemeji ajambo
Me; kimoyo moyo mi nasema ii mburura imetokea wapi actually sijibu
Him:mbona kimya
Me;usingizi tu
Him:mbona hunijibu lakini maana mdada mzuri ivi najua hauwezi single
Mi;kimoyo moyo baba ntolee pepo ili kwenye sim angu
Him;mbona unachelewa kujibu text zangu
Mi:kimya

Actually mwanaume wa ivi hua namterm kama a very weak man. mama ako amekuzaa mzima kabisa, ila unaleta Mambo ya ajabu kwani ukianza kuchat ivi unapungukiwa nini

Him:hi beautiful
Mi;hi how r u
Him:Am ok mrembo sijui wewe
Mi;namshukulu Mungu niko poa
Him:vipi unafanya nin?
Mi: nothing nipo tu home mekaa
Him;can we go for a walk tupitie pale wanachoma mahindi
Mi;aaa mahindi, mi meno yanauma
Him;ndo maana nipo ntakutafunia usipate shida mama
Mi; mhhm ngoja niangalie nkipata muda ntakwambia
Him;nakusubili mama sa kumi na moja ntakupitia
Mi; Bwana mesema ntaangalia
Him:see you later beautiful
Mi;ok
kuna mwanaume mpaka unajiuliza how on earth am I suppose to tell him am not single.na ukiwa unalibwana zero romantic, unaliunga mazima afu badae unasema n ibilisi tu alinpitia I hope na we utamoove on.

Wacheni izo maswal mnaonekana so weak mwanaume unaogopaje kukataliwa Bwana we liunge ukikataliwa mbona fresh tu pisi kibao mjini apa
Uzi umeisha

Kwahiyo huyo anaetaka kukutafunia mahindi ndio unamuona mtu wanawake kweli tuishi nao kwaakili

 

[chuma cha mjerumani]

Mwanaume kujiita piss kwa staili hii corona itaisha kwelii??

Mungu atusaidie.

 

[momara]

Dadek we nimekuelewa. Hizo mbanga tunaxo Sana

 

[Ackhery]

Yaan mkaka anahangaika wee adi anapata namba ako

Chatting zake sasa
Him:hi
Me:hi
Him:uko poa
Me:yea am good
Vip:vipi shemeji ajambo
Me; kimoyo moyo mi nasema ii mburura imetokea wapi actually sijibu
Him:mbona kimya
Me;usingizi tu
Him:mbona hunijibu lakini maana mdada mzuri ivi najua hauwezi single
Mi;kimoyo moyo baba ntolee pepo ili kwenye sim angu
Him;mbona unachelewa kujibu text zangu
Mi:kimya

Actually mwanaume wa ivi hua namterm kama a very weak man. mama ako amekuzaa mzima kabisa, ila unaleta Mambo ya ajabu kwani ukianza kuchat ivi unapungukiwa nini

Him:hi beautiful
Mi;hi how r u
Him:Am ok mrembo sijui wewe
Mi;namshukulu Mungu niko poa
Him:vipi unafanya nin?
Mi: nothing nipo tu home mekaa
Him;can we go for a walk tupitie pale wanachoma mahindi
Mi;aaa mahindi, mi meno yanauma
Him;ndo maana nipo ntakutafunia usipate shida mama
Mi; mhhm ngoja niangalie nkipata muda ntakwambia
Him;nakusubili mama sa kumi na moja ntakupitia
Mi; Bwana mesema ntaangalia
Him:see you later beautiful
Mi;ok
kuna mwanaume mpaka unajiuliza how on earth am I suppose to tell him am not single.na ukiwa unalibwana zero romantic, unaliunga mazima afu badae unasema n ibilisi tu alinpitia I hope na we utamoove on.

Wacheni izo maswal mnaonekana so weak mwanaume unaogopaje kukataliwa Bwana we liunge ukikataliwa mbona fresh tu pisi kibao mjini apa
Uzi umeisha

OK nimeipata hii ushauri aisee

 

[Albahi]

Dah kweli wanaume tuna kazi, na mimeamini ukianza kumwelewa mwanamke we umekaribia kufa.

 

[3ZOV]

Sawa mkuu tutajitahidi kuyafanya

 

[Alexander Lukashenko]

Dadek we nimekuelewa. Hizo mbanga tunaxo Sana

Kweli wewe unaxo, maana ukiwa naxo....utakuwa naxo tu, hata ufanyaje utabaki naxo.

Mkuu hatuna "x" kwenye kiswahili tumia tu hiyo "z"

 

[Maova]

Kumbe ndo mlivyo eeee, uwa mnatuchora tu.

 

[The Boss]

Interesting

 

[Shift]

Yaan mkaka anahangaika wee adi anapata namba ako

Chatting zake sasa
Him:hi
Me:hi
Him:uko poa
Me:yea am good
Vip:vipi shemeji ajambo
Me; kimoyo moyo mi nasema ii mburura imetokea wapi actually sijibu
Him:mbona kimya
Me;usingizi tu
Him:mbona hunijibu lakini maana mdada mzuri ivi najua hauwezi single
Mi;kimoyo moyo baba ntolee pepo ili kwenye sim angu
Him;mbona unachelewa kujibu text zangu
Mi:kimya

Actually mwanaume wa ivi hua namterm kama a very weak man. mama ako amekuzaa mzima kabisa, ila unaleta Mambo ya ajabu kwani ukianza kuchat ivi unapungukiwa nini

Him:hi beautiful
Mi;hi how r u
Him:Am ok mrembo sijui wewe
Mi;namshukulu Mungu niko poa
Him:vipi unafanya nin?
Mi: nothing nipo tu home mekaa
Him;can we go for a walk tupitie pale wanachoma mahindi
Mi;aaa mahindi, mi meno yanauma
Him;ndo maana nipo ntakutafunia usipate shida mama
Mi; mhhm ngoja niangalie nkipata muda ntakwambia
Him;nakusubili mama sa kumi na moja ntakupitia
Mi; Bwana mesema ntaangalia
Him:see you later beautiful
Mi;ok
kuna mwanaume mpaka unajiuliza how on earth am I suppose to tell him am not single.na ukiwa unalibwana zero romantic, unaliunga mazima afu badae unasema n ibilisi tu alinpitia I hope na we utamoove on.

Wacheni izo maswal mnaonekana so weak mwanaume unaogopaje kukataliwa Bwana we liunge ukikataliwa mbona fresh tu pisi kibao mjini apa
Uzi umeisha

Ulishawahi ona mwanafunzi kajitungia mtihani? Wewe jibu maswali tu shida nini hata kama angekuuliza wapi yuko aliyekutoa bikra..

 

[Ninja assasin]

Kuna kitu nime note Asante 📝😜

 

[oscar classic]

Kweli wewe unaxo, maana ukiwa naxo....utakuwa naxo tu, hata ufanyaje utabaki naxo.

Mkuu hatuna "x" kwenye kiswahili tumia tu hiyo "z"

Watu wanaoandikaga "x" badala ya "s" au "z" nawaonaga kma pisi Kali

 

[Priceless soul]

Yaan mkaka anahangaika wee adi anapata namba ako

Chatting zake sasa
Him:hi
Me:hi
Him:uko poa
Me:yea am good
Vip:vipi shemeji ajambo
Me; kimoyo moyo mi nasema ii mburura imetokea wapi actually sijibu
Him:mbona kimya
Me;usingizi tu
Him:mbona hunijibu lakini maana mdada mzuri ivi najua hauwezi single
Mi;kimoyo moyo baba ntolee pepo ili kwenye sim angu
Him;mbona unachelewa kujibu text zangu
Mi:kimya

Actually mwanaume wa ivi hua namterm kama a very weak man. mama ako amekuzaa mzima kabisa, ila unaleta Mambo ya ajabu kwani ukianza kuchat ivi unapungukiwa nini

Him:hi beautiful
Mi;hi how r u
Him:Am ok mrembo sijui wewe
Mi;namshukulu Mungu niko poa
Him:vipi unafanya nin?
Mi: nothing nipo tu home mekaa
Him;can we go for a walk tupitie pale wanachoma mahindi
Mi;aaa mahindi, mi meno yanauma
Him;ndo maana nipo ntakutafunia usipate shida mama
Mi; mhhm ngoja niangalie nkipata muda ntakwambia
Him;nakusubili mama sa kumi na moja ntakupitia
Mi; Bwana mesema ntaangalia
Him:see you later beautiful
Mi;ok
kuna mwanaume mpaka unajiuliza how on earth am I suppose to tell him am not single.na ukiwa unalibwana zero romantic, unaliunga mazima afu badae unasema n ibilisi tu alinpitia I hope na we utamoove on.

Wacheni izo maswal mnaonekana so weak mwanaume unaogopaje kukataliwa Bwana we liunge ukikataliwa mbona fresh tu pisi kibao mjini apa
Uzi umeisha

Sawa tumekuelewa,unataka uwe NYAKANGA sasa.

 

[Extrovert]

Kwahiyo huyo anaetaka kukutafunia mahindi ndio unamuona mtu wanawake kweli tuishi nao kwaakili

Ndo CCM ilipotufikisha hapa, akili watu wameziweka mchagoni 😂😂😂

 

[Beeb]

Unasema?

 

[Extrovert]

Yaan mkaka anahangaika wee adi anapata namba ako

Chatting zake sasa
Him:hi
Me:hi
Him:uko poa
Me:yea am good
Vip:vipi shemeji ajambo
Me; kimoyo moyo mi nasema ii mburura imetokea wapi actually sijibu
Him:mbona kimya
Me;usingizi tu
Him:mbona hunijibu lakini maana mdada mzuri ivi najua hauwezi single
Mi;kimoyo moyo baba ntolee pepo ili kwenye sim angu
Him;mbona unachelewa kujibu text zangu
Mi:kimya

Actually mwanaume wa ivi hua namterm kama a very weak man. mama ako amekuzaa mzima kabisa, ila unaleta Mambo ya ajabu kwani ukianza kuchat ivi unapungukiwa nini

Him:hi beautiful
Mi;hi how r u
Him:Am ok mrembo sijui wewe
Mi;namshukulu Mungu niko poa
Him:vipi unafanya nin?
Mi: nothing nipo tu home mekaa
Him;can we go for a walk tupitie pale wanachoma mahindi
Mi;aaa mahindi, mi meno yanauma
Him;ndo maana nipo ntakutafunia usipate shida mama
Mi; mhhm ngoja niangalie nkipata muda ntakwambia
Him;nakusubili mama sa kumi na moja ntakupitia
Mi; Bwana mesema ntaangalia
Him:see you later beautiful
Mi;ok
kuna mwanaume mpaka unajiuliza how on earth am I suppose to tell him am not single.na ukiwa unalibwana zero romantic, unaliunga mazima afu badae unasema n ibilisi tu alinpitia I hope na we utamoove on.

Wacheni izo maswal mnaonekana so weak mwanaume unaogopaje kukataliwa Bwana we liunge ukikataliwa mbona fresh tu pisi kibao mjini apa
Uzi umeisha

Hizo zote mboyoyo tu..
Response 1: Hii huwa mnatoaga kwa watu ambao hamjawaelewa...hawana pesa wala gari! Hizi tumekutana nazo sana sie " Masakara"

Response 2: Hii ni kwa wale ambao wanaonekana wakulungwa, noti zipo sio za kuuliza...mnaona kabisa maslahi yanapatikana umeombwa namba toka kwa mjuba anaepush Prado.

 

[adden]

Mwanaume kujiita piss kwa staili hii corona itaisha kwelii??

Mungu atusaidie.

famba kweli wee nimecheka had vichomi

 

[MLEVi Mmoja]

Hawa viumbe hawaeleweki walahi

Huyu mwengine anapenda mahindi ya kuchoma

 

[manonawire]

Wanawake huwa siwaelewi kabisa ...

( Surya , 2021 )