Sina raha yoyote kuupokea huu mwaka 2013

[saudari]

I WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013

BUT BACK TO MY SIDE,

Am not very happy man coz there are some things have been happens and I don’t real like about the world in general.

So, Lets me tell you this:

You see, in this life we live there are two things involved,

It’s either you are a manor you are a woman,
If you are a woman, you are safe, but if you are a man, there are two things involved,

It’s either you are a civilian or you are in military,
If you are a civilian, you are safe but if you are in military there are two things involved,

It’s either you are in office or you are in war front,
If you are in office, you are safe, but if you are in war front there are two things involved,

It’s either you kill somebody or somebody kill you,
If you kill somebody you are safe, but if somebody kill you, there are two things involved,

It’s either you are being barred or your body is used for manure,
If you are being barred you are safe, but if your body is being used for manure, there are two things involved,

It’s either you are used to grow plants, flowers, or you are used for trees,
If you are used for flowers, you are safe, but if you are used for trees there are two things involved,

It’s either you are being used to make papers and tissue paper or you are being used to make furniture.
If you are used for furniture, you are safe, but if you are used for tissue paper there are two things involved,

It’s either you are being used by a man, or you are being used by a woman.
If you are being used by a man you are safe, but if you are being used by a woman there are two things involved.

It’s either she use you from the back or she use you from the front,
If she use you from the back you are safe, but if she use you from the front there are two things involved.

It’s either you contact gonorrhea, or you contact HIV,
If you contact gonorrhea you are safe, but if you contact HIV there is only one thing involved.



YOU WILL DIE.

 

[Dero]

If you die there are two things involve: you will go to heaven or hell.....

 

[MR. ABLE]

If you die there are two things involve: you will go to heaven or hell.....

If you will go to heaven, you are safe, but if you will go to hell, there are two things involved,
it's either uchomwe au uwe kuni ya kuwachomea wenzako.

 

[Franky]

If you will go to heaven, you are safe, but if you will go to hell, there are two things involved,
it's either uchomwe au uwe kuni ya kuwachomea wenzako.

ukichomwa you're safe , but ukiwa kuni ya kuwachomea wengine there're two things involved

 

[saudari]

ukichomwa you're safe , but ukiwa kuni ya kuwachomea wengine there're two things involved

Either ugeuke majivu or ugome kuteketea.

 

[Leak]

Daaaaah umenichekesha sana na umenikumbusha huyu jamaa 'busket mouth' daa huwa nikimsikiliza na cheka sana jamaa ni comedian wa ukweli!

 

[mayenga]

Aiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

 

[mwaJ]

Either ugeuke majivu or ugome kuteketea.

If you will geuka majivu you are safe but if you will goma kuteketea there are two things involved... Lol!

 

[saudari]

If you will geuka majivu you are safe but if you will goma kuteketea there are two things involved... Lol!

Either ukolezewe moto or ubadilishiwe adhabu.

 

[Nivea]

Kama ukibadilishwa dhahabu there are 2things evil ear tutakuyeyusha nakukuvaa mpaka viunoni

 

[mwaJ]

Either ukolezewe moto or ubadilishiwe adhabu.

Mkuu umenichekesha, hii hadithi ni kama ya kalume kenge! Ukiiendekeza haitaisha!

 

[saudari]

Kama ukibadilishwa dhahabu there are 2things evil ear tutakuyeyusha nakukuvaa mpaka viunoni

Nilimaanisha adhabu na sio dhahabu, endeleaaaaaaaa.

 

[Katavi]

Hahahaah! Happy New Year wakubwa.

 

[saudari]

Hahahaah! Happy New Year wakubwa.

Na wewe mkuu nakuona umekaa macho kodo mpaka umehakikisha umeuona 20!3.
According to avatar yako.

 

[Karucee]

Na ukikolezewa moto you are safe. But ukibadilishiwa adhabu there are two things involved

 

[saudari]

Na ukikolezewa moto you are safe. But ukibadilishiwa adhabu there are two things involved

Either urudishwe duniani kwa mara nyingine or utumbukizwe kwenye acid.

 

[Karucee]

Ukirudishwa duniani you are safe but ukitumbukizwa kwenye acid there are two things involved

 

[saudari]

Ukirudishwa duniani you are safe but ukitumbukizwa kwenye acid there are two things involved

Either acid ni conc or diluted.

 

[Karucee]

Hahahaaaaa. I didnt see that coming okay.
If the acid is conc you are safe, otherwise there are two things involved..

 

[saudari]

Hahahaaaaa. I didnt see that coming okay.
If the acid is conc you are safe, otherwise there are two things involved..

Either is fruit acids or other acids.