Customer: I want to buy dog food.
Seller: Do you have a dog?
Customer: Yes
Seller: Where is it?
Customer: At home.
Seller: Sorry, i can't sell you dog food unless i see the dog first, it is our policy.
The Next Day....
Customer: Do you have cat food?
Seller: Where is your cat?
Customer: It is at home.
Seller: Sorry, i can't sell cat food for you unless i see the cat.
Two Days Later....
Customer went there holding a nylon bag.
Seller: What is in your bag? Customer: Put your hand inside first.
(The seller puts his hand inside)
Seller: It's cold, what is it?
Customer: It is my shit! I need toilet paper
Seller: Do you have a dog?
Customer: Yes
Seller: Where is it?
Customer: At home.
Seller: Sorry, i can't sell you dog food unless i see the dog first, it is our policy.
The Next Day....
Customer: Do you have cat food?
Seller: Where is your cat?
Customer: It is at home.
Seller: Sorry, i can't sell cat food for you unless i see the cat.
Two Days Later....
Customer went there holding a nylon bag.
Seller: What is in your bag? Customer: Put your hand inside first.
(The seller puts his hand inside)
Seller: It's cold, what is it?
Customer: It is my shit! I need toilet paper