.<b>..she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.<br />
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.<br />
...she thought General Motors was in the army.<br />
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."<br />
...she studied for a blood test.<br />
...she sold the car for gas money!<br />
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.<br />
...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.<br />
...if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.<br />
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