Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad

[Complicator]

nyingine inaitwa Bhoom 3 kacheza kama jambazi anaibia mabenki,wako na pacha wake...tamu balaa hiyo

 

[Robot la Matope]

Huwezi kuichoka hii movie...

Leo nairudia tena

 

[P chatila]

Virus: raju let's have a cup of tea in my office

Virus: Mr. Raju Rastogi?
Raju: Present sir! oooh is everybody here!
.......
.......

Rancho: Induction motor sir
Virus: Mr Raju Rastog
Raju: Yes sir
Virus: can u tell us how induction motor starts?
Raju: mbriiii mbriii mbriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Virus: stop
Raju: mbriiii mbriiii




ni noma

 

[Lexus SUV]

3 idiots : one of the best movie which taught a lesson to most people!

 

[Robot la Matope]

3 idiots : one of the best movie which taught a lesson to most people!

The best movie of all time

 

[mwita ke mwita]

dhokra,kakraa

 

[Robot la Matope]

Aaal iiis vell! Sikujua tunaopenda 3Idiots tupo wengi hivi! Mleta mada, kula like yangu mkuu. Best movie ever!.....Born in Uganda, grew up in Pondicheri, so a little slow in Hindi! Tuchuka tuchuka! Silencer, my best character!

Me nampenda Raju, ukiangalia sura yake tu unachekaa. Aisee

 

[Mr Slim]

Kuna yule Silencer...... Ni hatari kwa mazingira,mchafuzi wa hali ya hewa

 

[Robot la Matope]

You have made my day mkuu!
Ile sura kama anataka kulia, kama anataka kucheka!
Ila nadhani ilikuwa ni lengo la director kumtumia mtu mwenye sura ile kuonyesha mtu anayepitia maisha kama ya Raju Rastogi anakuwaje, maana he was under constant pressure throughout the movie - from his demanding mother, unwed sister, sick dad, Virus, how to keep up with his less pressured friends etc. The dude's life was really messed up!

Unakumbuka alivyyoitwa ofisini kwa Virus kwa kosa la kuvamia harusi?!?

Ahahahhahh
Wakati wa kuomba msamhaa alidiriki kusema hatoudhuria harusi yoyote mpaka harusi yake atakua absent

Ahahhahahajah RHAJU RASTHOGIII (In Virus' voice)

 

[Robot la Matope]

Kuna yule Silencer...... Ni hatari kwa mazingira,mchafuzi wa hali ya hewa

Yule mshenzi anakwambia kanuni ya kuwa wa kwanza drasani ni either usome saaana Ku upgrade maksi zako au ufanye kitu cha kupunguza maksi za wenzio , mshenzi ikifika kipindi cha mitihani anatembeza porno magazines kwa every room mmamamameeeeee

 

[dos.2020]

Pitia hapa

Wapenzi wa Bollywood hii thread ni yako

 

[dos.2020]

3 Idiots ni moja ya my all time favorite films.

 

[rikiboy]

One of the Best films hasa kwa Wanafunzi na waalimu...!! Wazazii pia wanaopenda kutaka watoto zao wasome vitu wasivyowezaa... Marafiki wa kuwa naoo.. Rancho smart sana aisee duuh...Mpaka virus alinyoosha Mikonooo

 

[mama kubwa]

Jamani kuna ile moja ya kihindi kama comedy ina jamaa watatu walikuwa wakitafuta fedha/ hazina iliyofichwa waliambiwa na mzee mmoja tajiri alikufa na ajali. Tafadhalini naipenda balaa siijui jina lake.

 

[urbanthug]

Kuna sehemu ya wimbo ,kamstari kanasema
"The darkness is a sign of sunrise"
Halafu nkaja kureview kwa Fid Q
Anasema "Hakika Giza Totoro ni Ishara Ya Mapambazuko" in Walk It Off

 

[Bhagavan]

Ghajini
Dhoom 3
Lagaan
Pk

Ghajin is my favourite movie all the time

 

[Robot la Matope]

One of the Best films hasa kwa Wanafunzi na waalimu...!! Wazazii pia wanaopenda kutaka watoto zao wasome vitu wasivyowezaa... Marafiki wa kuwa naoo.. Rancho smart sana aisee duuh...Mpaka virus alinyoosha Mikonooo

Virus anatoa Pen huku Amalia ahahahahha

Wale wajinga walimkomesha, wamevamia harusi ya mwanae, wakaiba pepa, all in all wakamzailisha mwanae DUH

 

[rikiboy]

Virus anatoa Pen huku Amalia ahahahahha

Wale wajinga walimkomesha, wamevamia harusi ya mwanae, wakaiba pepa, all in all wakamzailisha mwanae DUH

Yanii balaa sana... Sema mwanafunzi mwenye akili ukikuta ni Bad boy aisee unaweza mind lakini daah mwisho wa siku unakubali tuu..!! Sawa na wewe ukiwa na akili home kidogo unapotezewa hata ukifanya ujinga

 

[Khantwe]

Virus anatoa Pen huku Amalia ahahahahha

Wale wajinga walimkomesha, wamevamia harusi ya mwanae, wakaiba pepa, all in all wakamzailisha mwanae DUH

Nilicheka siku hiyo yamechelewa pepa wanaambiwa muda umeisha wanaendelea wamemaliza anauliza Sir, do you know us? Do you know our names sasa mwenyewe msimamiaji hawaelewi anasema who are you? Minister's son? Even so I won't take your paper. Akachukua na karatasi za wenzie akavuruga na nyingine af ndukii..invigilator kabaki anatoa macho

 

[Robot la Matope]

Nilicheka siku hiyo yamechelewa pepa wanaambiwa muda umeisha wanaendelea wamemaliza anauliza Sir, do you know us? Do you know our names sasa mwenyewe msimamiaji hawaelewi anasema who are you? Minister's son? Even so I won't take you paper. Akachukua na karatasi za wenzie akavuruga na nyingine af ndukii..invigilator kabaki anatoa macho

Silencer alimwambia Sirrrr they're still writing