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Quick Thinker!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kisoda2, Feb 10, 2010.

  1. Kisoda2

    Kisoda2 JF-Expert Member

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    A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco's
    supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.
    The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads
    of lettuce.
    The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter. Walking
    into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "some old bastard wants to
    buy a half a head of lettuce."
    As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man was
    standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "And this gentleman kindly
    offered to buy the other half."
    The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
    Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got
    yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on
    their feet here, where are you from son?"
    "New Zealand, sir," the boy replied.
    "Why did you leave New Zealand?" the manager asked.
    The boy said "Sir, there's nothing but ****** and rugby players there."
    "Is that right?" replied the manager, "My wife is from New Zealand!!!"
    "Really?" replied the boy, "Who did she play for?"
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    mchajikobe JF-Expert Member

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    The boy was not a quick thinker,but a super muoga,alijua kinachofuatia ni kipigo tuu!!