[h=2]Prison Life vs Full-Time Job[/h][h=5]
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- In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle. - In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay
for that one. - In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. - In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. - In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games. - In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share. - In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you cannot speak to your family and friends. - In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers - no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. - In prison you can join programs which you can leave at any time.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of. - In prison there are wardens.
At work there are managers.
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