Our politicians are like diseases:
1. Museveni is like Aids: He will never leave you until you die.
2. Besigye is like Syphilis, Comes with a lot of pain as if more dangerous than Aids kumbe its very easy to treat it.
3. Mbabazi is like cholera: Strikes once and disappears forever.
4. Tamale Mirundi is like flue: Not strong but attacks every time.
5. Frank Gashumba is like Headache: Normally appears when flue starts. They move together.
6. Sejjusa is like diarrhoea: When he strikes, even Museveni trembles.
7. Elias Lukwago is like Malaria: He is normally around you.
8. Mabirizi is like a pimple: It can't change anything on you.
9. Beti kamya suffers from hunger. Feed her, she will follow you.
10. Rebecca Kadaga is like Ebola: she doesn't care whatever disease your suffering from, she must attack you.
No wonder why we are suffering, we are being governed by diseases.