Nilimsikia akimwambia...!

Nilimsikia akimwambia...!

Jamani hayo sio maneno yangu, msije nitoa macho, nilimsikia mshkaji mmoja akimwambia mdada waliyekuwa naye kwenye mghahawa flani ulioko katikati ya jiji. sikujua mwanzo wa mazungumzo yao, bali nilisikia tu jamaa akimwambia huyo mdada maneno hayo kisha kila mmoja akashika hamsini zake..........
 
Aaaaaaaaaah Wapi!!!!!!!! VIGEZO NA MASHARTI KUZINGATIWA!!!!!!!! Liying to to others is understandable but lying to one's self is the lowest low anyone can ever reach!!!!!!!

Unalala na mtu usiku while unaimagine uko na Christian Ronaldo!!!!!!!! Sitopenda mwanaume anioe kwa kusettle tu!!!!!!!

Better die alone, single and happy coz hope is the last thing you loose, at least you will still be hoping utampata umtakaye (Life is full of surprises n the future is uncertain)!!!!!!!!!

Kuliko married by some one you dont love, regretting and blaming ya ass for doing so, and wishing that you didnt for the rest of ya miserable life!!!! HII INAITWA DOWN BY 5-0 AND GAME OVER!!!!!!!! Kibongobongo tunasema
UMELAMBA JOKERI MCHEZO UMEKWISHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:
 
Jamaa alikuwa haja fikia vigezo, baada ya dochi naye akaamua kufunga LOL,,
 
Wanawake wengine wana masharti kama vigagula...jamani eenh mwanaume lake dushelele tu kama linakamua fresh vingine hivyo mapambo tu kama magari yapo Japan eboh!!!
 
Mtambuzi said:


"Your standards are ridiculous. The man that you're holding out for doesn't exist. You are going to die old, lonely, and bitter!"
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Mtambuzi picha inahusika?
Inawezekana hiyo Ndito ilikuwa inamaanisha au ilikuwa inazuga ili mshikaji asepe!

Bazazi!
 
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Jamani hayo sio maneno yangu, msije nitoa macho, nilimsikia mshkaji mmoja akimwambia mdada waliyekuwa naye kwenye mghahawa flani ulioko katikati ya jiji. sikujua mwanzo wa mazungumzo yao, bali nilisikia tu jamaa akimwambia huyo mdada maneno hayo kisha kila mmoja akashika hamsini zake..........
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basi nikajua ni zile hadithi ndeeefu tamu, kumbe hiii fupiiiii, ngoja nichomoe kama vipi....

nachomoa modem bana..............hahahahhahhaa
 
Ciello njoo utie neno la mwisho hapa kabla hujastaafu rasmi JF!
 
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watu8 said:
Wanawake wengine wana masharti kama vigagula...jamani eenh mwanaume lake dushelele tu kama linakamua fresh vingine hivyo mapambo tu kama magari yapo Japan eboh!!!
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afu hawajui gari kama ina injini kinanda ndo mwake mwake, haijalishi body imepauka puti kila mahali, rangi kama ya icecream wala viti kama vigoda vya msibani. Safari mwendo mdundo hakuna kubeba maji na kidumu. Shauri zao!
 
Hahaaaaa, hadi huruma. Hiyo ndo ilikuwa karata yake ya mwisho baada ya kuona kachangisha zoote bibie bado haelewi.

Kama vipi jamaa aende ki digitali
 
Swadaktaaaaaaaaaaaaa, jamaa aliamua mpasulia jibu la ukweli huyo bidada............!! Watu wanaweka vigezo viiiiiiiingiiii utadhani unaomba mkopo loan bodi
 
lara 1 said:
Aaaaaaaaaah Wapi!!!!!!!! VIGEZO NA MASHARTI KUZINGATIWA!!!!!!!! Liying to to others is understandable but lying to one's self is the lowest low anyone can ever reach!!!!!!!

Unalala na mtu usiku while unaimagine uko na Christian Ronaldo!!!!!!!! Sitopenda mwanaume anioe kwa kusettle tu!!!!!!!

Better die alone, single and happy coz hope is the last thing you loose, at least you will still be hoping utampata umtakaye (Life is full of surprises n the future is uncertain)!!!!!!!!!

Kuliko married by some one you dont love, regretting and blaming ya ass for doing so, and wishing that you didnt for the rest of ya miserable life!!!! HII INAITWA DOWN BY 5-0 AND GAME OVER!!!!!!!! Kibongobongo tunasema
UMELAMBA JOKERI MCHEZO UMEKWISHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:
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Love your Brain so much lara 1, LoL!!!! your thoughts next level.
 
lara 1 said:
Kumbe jeee! Kesho trehe 1!!!!!! Majungu yamemchosha anaangalia the other side of the coin!
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Haya bhana kila la kheri huko aendako...halafu mzima weye mpendwa tutafutane basi!
 
Mtambuzi...Duuuh huu ujumbe kama unihusu mimi. Anyways....my answer is I won't settle for less.

Even if he doesn't exist than settling for less with lots of regrets 😛
 
Mtambuzi said:
Jamani hayo sio maneno yangu, msije nitoa macho, nilimsikia mshkaji mmoja akimwambia mdada waliyekuwa naye kwenye mghahawa flani ulioko katikati ya jiji. sikujua mwanzo wa mazungumzo yao, bali nilisikia tu jamaa akimwambia huyo mdada maneno hayo kisha kila mmoja akashika hamsini zake..........
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hukujaribu kudodosa ili kujua yaliyojiri huko nyuma........ maneno mazito yale...
 
Single n Happy; a highly romantized phrase............

lara 1 said:
Aaaaaaaaaah Wapi!!!!!!!! VIGEZO NA MASHARTI KUZINGATIWA!!!!!!!! Liying to to others is understandable but lying to one's self is the lowest low anyone can ever reach!!!!!!!

Unalala na mtu usiku while unaimagine uko na Christian Ronaldo!!!!!!!! Sitopenda mwanaume anioe kwa kusettle tu!!!!!!!

Better die alone, single and happy coz hope is the last thing you loose, at least you will still be hoping utampata umtakaye (Life is full of surprises n the future is uncertain)!!!!!!!!!

Kuliko married by some one you dont love, regretting and blaming ya ass for doing so, and wishing that you didnt for the rest of ya miserable life!!!! HII INAITWA DOWN BY 5-0 AND GAME OVER!!!!!!!! Kibongobongo tunasema
UMELAMBA JOKERI MCHEZO UMEKWISHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:
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