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DEVI:Hello James mambo? za siku
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JAMES: Poa tu vipi mambo ? Siku
nyingi hatujawasiliana, nambie
nini kipya?
DEVI: Aise nina tatizo
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JAMES: Hallo hallo, hebu rudia
sijakusikia sawasawa
DEVI: Naomba unikopeshe hela
kidogo
JAMES: Haloo Devi, mbona sikusikii
haloo, aise hawa Tigo netwek
mbovu sana hala Deviiiiiii
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Yanki katoka kwao kijijini kaja Dar
katika hangaika yake akapata
nafasi Bongo Movie, akapewa
kipande ambacho aliekt
kagongwa na gari akafa. Filamu
ikasambazwa ikafika kijijini kwao
mama yake kuona alilia sana
akijua mwanae kisha kufa. Baada
ya miezi miwili jamaa alipata
nafasi ya kurudi kumsalimia
mama yake, kwanza watu wote
kijijini walimkimbia hata mama
yake aliulaza, baada ya
kuwabembeleza na kujieleza
wakatulia, akampa mama yake
laki mbili na nusu alizomwambia
alipata kutokana na kugongwa na
gari. Siku anaondoka mama yake
akaona ampe baraka mwanae,
'Mwanangu ulipogongwa na
kagari kadogo ulipata laki mbili na
nusu, Mungu akusaidie ugongwe
na basi safari ijayo urudi na
milioni 2'

hahaaaa angemwombea kabisa agongwe na treni ili avute mkwanja mnene.

Ameen!!

Level said:

DEVI:Hello James mambo? za siku
nyingi aise?
JAMES: Poa tu vipi mambo ? Siku
nyingi hatujawasiliana, nambie
nini kipya?
DEVI: Aise nina tatizo
JAMES:Nini tena rafiki yangu?
DEVI: Aise naomba unikopeshe
hela kidogo nina shida
ntakurudishia wiki ijayo
JAMES: Hallo hallo, hebu rudia
sijakusikia sawasawa
DEVI: Naomba unikopeshe hela
kidogo
JAMES: Haloo Devi, mbona sikusikii
haloo, aise hawa Tigo netwek
mbovu sana hala Deviiiiiii
TIGO CUSTOMER SERVICE: Oyaa
acha uwongo, netwek iko poa
jamaa anasema mkopeshe pesa
kidogo atakurudishia wiki ijayo

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Mkuu hii ni kali sana, nimeikubali, duuu!

dudupori said:

hahaaaa angemwombea kabisa agongwe na treni ili avute mkwanja mnene.

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hahaha itabidi aigize anagongwa na treni

Mtanzanika said:

Ameen!!

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haleluya

HorsePower said:

Mkuu hii ni kali sana, nimeikubali, duuu!

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pamoja mkuu