Nifundisheni kupenda!!!

nkungwe123

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Kupenda ni kutenda nini au kusema nini hasa kwa mwenza wako? Tangu nikiwa chuo mpaka sasa huwa naambiwa sijui kupenda, though nipo real and true. Maigizo tuu ndio sijui..
Wanaoitwa wanajua kupenda, wanaishije?
Ajabu: " japo nasemwa sijui kupenda, haondoki kwangu".!!!!.
Mawazo yenu tafadhari!
 
Hahahaaaaaa
 

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KUPENDA NA KUPENDWA NI KAMA HIVI:


A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.

He got the car and started sending it on errands. He
became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.

One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car
to go and pick the children from school as she was very
tired.

The man agreed and said to the car, "Car, go and bring my
children from school."

The car went and didn't return in time as expected, they
knew something must be wrong.

Several hours later and no car, the man became
apprehensive. He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station.

As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car
coming with an overload of children.

The car parked right in front of them and said; "These are
your children sir."

In the car were their Landlady's two daughters,
their maid's two sons, his wife's best friend's daughter,
his secretary's son and their neighbours' two sons.

The wife said, "don't tell me all these are your children?"

The man asked her calmly, "can you first tell me why our
children are not in the car?"

UMENIERREWWA???
 
Aspirin
More headache! Elaboration please
 
One thing kupenda ni lazima ukubali kua mtumwa wa feelings muhimu za mwenzi wako. Kwa mfano kujua hali yake kuanzia aamkapo hadi atakapolala. Jaribu kua msikivu kwa mpenzi wako na kujua kujishisha especially unapokua umekosa.
 
One thing kupenda ni lazima ukubali kua mtumwa wa feelings muhimu za mwenzi wako. Kwa mfano kujua hali yake kuanzia aamkapo hadi atakapolala. Jaribu kua msikivu kwa mpenzi wako na kujua kujishisha especially unapokua umekosa.

Ooookey, nimekusoma. Usikivu unahitaji umakini sana LA sivyo unaweza kuwa mtumwa na ukakosa furaha maisha yote
 
Rudi kwenye ile boksi iliyokuleta duniani. Uangalie kwani user manual yako inasemaje?

Pale kwenye troubleshooting chagua option ya ' unable to love' halafu fuata maelekezo.
 
Rudi kwenye ile boksi iliyokuleta duniani. Uangalie kwani user manual yako inasemaje?

Pale kwenye troubleshooting chagua option ya ' unable to love' halafu fuata maelekezo.

Sikuelewiiiii
 
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