Ngumi Jiwe!

Jaguar · Nov 12, 2011

Jamaa mmoja mrefu alikuwa akipigana na mshikaji mmoja mfupi sana mida ya saa 2 usiku. Watu walipoingilia kati kutaka kuwatenganisha, yule jamaa mrefu akasema, "hebu niacheni nimfundishe adabu huyu pimbi".

Baada ya kama dakika mbili,yule jamaa alipigwa kichwa na yule jamaa mfupi, akaanguka chini, akaanza kulia,' mamaa nakufaa, nichukulieni namba za gari iliyonigonga!.

[WATU]:Hakuna gari iliyopita hapa, ni yule pimbi kakupiga.
[JAMAA MREFU]:Basi naombeni nyundo aliyonipigia!.
[WATU]:Hakuwa na nyundo.
[JAMAA MUREFU]:Basi nipelekeni kivulini!.
[WATU]:Mida hii ni usiku, hakuna jua!

Viol · Nov 12, 2011

teh teh madharau sio ishu,unamwona mtu ana umbo ndogo ila amekomaa

Jaguar · Nov 12, 2011

Excellent said:
teh teh madharau sio ishu,unamwona mtu ana umbo ndogo ila amekomaa

Umeona eeh!

mysteryman · Nov 12, 2011

Hahahahahaha

Puppy · Nov 12, 2011

Jamaa kaona jua usiku?? Kweli pimbi mtata

BIG X · Nov 12, 2011

Hiyo itakuwa ni Ngumi Nondo!!

mchemsho · Nov 12, 2011

Umejitahidi kiasi.!

Washawasha · Nov 13, 2011

mdharau mwiba mguu huota tende. Nalog off

Jaguar · Nov 13, 2011

mchemsho said:
Umejitahidi kiasi.!

Nashukuru mwalimu!

ZeMangi · Nov 13, 2011

Washawasha said:
mdharau mwiba mguu huota tende. Nalog off

umekosea,mdharau tende mguu huota mwiba...usi log off

Jaguar · Nov 13, 2011

Puppy said:
Jamaa kaona jua usiku?? Kweli pimbi mtata

Nyoka mdogo sumu ile ile!

LiverpoolFC · Nov 13, 2011

Naomba nipelekeni hosptali! Amenipiga na ki2 kama spiringi yani kapigwa kofi moja mpk chini!

THK DJAYZZ · Nov 13, 2011

Teh teh teh

Jaluo_Nyeupe · Nov 13, 2011

hiyo noma mpaka jamaa kaona jua usiku?

Jaguar · Nov 13, 2011

Jaluo_Nyeupe said:
hiyo noma mpaka jamaa kaona jua usiku?

Ukiwa na pambano na mtu mfupi jipange kisawasawa!

Bishop Hiluka · Nov 13, 2011

Puppy said:
Jamaa kaona jua usiku?? Kweli pimbi mtata

by BIG X
Hiyo itakuwa ni Ngumi Nondo!!

by Washawasha
mdharau mwiba mguu huota tende. Nalog off

by Jaguar
Nyoka mdogo sumu ile ile!

by Jaluo_Nyeupe
hiyo noma mpaka jamaa kaona jua usiku?

Hahahahaaaaaaa!!! Yuo guyz, I respect you...

Jaguar · Nov 13, 2011

Bishop Hiluka said:
Hahahahaaaaaaa!!! Yuo guyz, I respect you...

Shukrani kwa niaba ya wenzangu.

valid statement · Nov 13, 2011

watu wafupi wananguvu ivo kumbe??

Shine · Nov 13, 2011

Watu wengine wamekandwa na wazi wanavunjia kichwani mwao

Jaguar · Nov 13, 2011

Shine said:
Watu wengine wamekandwa na wazi wanavunjia kichwani mwao

Ahahaah,bila shaka ulmaanisha nazi wanavunjia kichwani!

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