Loeb S Mpalasinge
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Kwa hio Ngabu huyo wa kwanza unaemuita Queen yupo tu akutimizie haja zako sio!! Just for granted!
Kwa hio Ngabu huyo wa kwanza unaemuita Queen yupo tu akutimizie haja zako sio!! Just for granted!
Kwa hio Ngabu huyo wa kwanza unaemuita Queen yupo tu akutimizie haja zako sio!! Just for granted!
Hehehehee Ngabu na unni wa South Korea,nasubiri part II.
Hehehehee Ngabu na unni wa South Korea,nasubiri part II.
Hako kaembe kabichi ka Kikorea usisahau chumvi na pilipili ili meno yasipate ganzi ule tena na tena...kokwa usitupe,utupiemo mwanawani!
TunasubiriNN hapa ni mwendo wa sentencial meaning tu hamna cha word by word.
Mama mimi ndio mwalimu wa hayo makitu,katika zote ulizonitajia nimeshacheki zote kasoro hiyo he is beautiful.my dia na wewe unaangalia hawa wa korea? Dah nawapendaga hakuna mfano. Angalia he is beautiful, bridal mask, boyz be4 flowerz. Tamu mbaya.
Siyo queen bana.
Ni my cute little princess.
My flesh and blood.
Ndio maana na mimi nimetamani kuyaona.Aisee nimeshapata compliments nyingi sana kuhusu haya meno hadi huwa nashangaa.
Manake kwangu siyo big deal kivile lakini kumbe kuna watu kuwa na meno yaliyopangika vizuri na yaliyo meupe ni big deal.
Ni mwanae huyo mkuu!
Mtake radhi kabla hajaanza kukumwagia mitusi ya kiingereza cha kimarekani.
Acha unafiki na wewe....Mwengine huyu hapa ngabu...
:-!
Hahahaaa kwa nini? Neno kwa neno ni mgogoro?
Wagwaan JF massive?
It's Sunday night and here I am sitting at home in front of the boob tube.
A couple hours ago I got home from running a few weekend errands.
All week long I had planned to veg out all day today but as it always turns out, shit don't ever pan out the way they were planned.
So on my way home I stopped to grab some gourmet chow mein. I was with my cute little [well, she ain't that little no more but to me she'll always be] princess.
She loves herself some chow mein.
We grab our to-go meal and come home. While chowing down our chow mein we realized we forgot to buy my Martini & Rossi Asti.
For all you numbskulls out there Martini & Rossi Asti is a fully sparkling wine made from the finest moscato Bianco grapes which are grown in the Piedmont region of Northern Italy.
Yeah, I am 'bout that life:wink2:.
So I told my cute little princess to hop in the whip and off we left for the liquor store.
We got there and grabbed what we needed and headed straight to the checkout register.
In front of us was this oriental chick whom I couldn't make out where exactly she was from or what origin she was. You know they all look the same. Hahaha just kidding.
She turned back, smiled at me, and I gave her a wink. She checked out and headed for the exit.
We too, checked out and headed for the exit door.
While outside I initiated some small talk and ended up chatting for a good five to seven minutes.
She told me she was [South] Korean.
This girl couldn't get her eyes off me the whole entire time we made the small talk. Little did I know she was looking at my pearly whites.
Eventually she couldn't help it and had to ask - are your teeth real?
And I was like 'eff yeah, they are 100% real'.
She didn't believe me and had to actually ask to feel them. She touched them and was surprised to realize that they are real.
For some reason she thought I had on some removable dental veneers because according to her they are very straight and very white.
I told her I was just a lucky guy to inherit from my parents such a beautiful smile. She cracked up laughing.
I didn't waste no time and did what probably any other red-blooded woman's man would do - get her number.
To find out what happened next, be on the lookout for Ngabu Chronicles: Part II.