Never trust a woman:
1. who can open beer bottle with her
teeth.
2. who has few or no female friends
3. who never wears skirts
4. who is always txting but when you
accidentally look at her inbox, it has
zero
... messages
5. who walks about with a toothpick in
her mouth after lunch
6. who doesn't know her
mother's number offhead
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