Naomba ushauri, Mpenzi wangu hapokei simu

[nsereko m]

endelea tu apokee simu yako.

 

[Roger Sterling]

Chalii mbona unaleta USHAMBA wa kiduwanzi mzee....
Kwani nikijisifia kuwa nawa BANJUA na kuwa GONGA mademu then nawatema nasepa mbele....
Wewe kinacho KUUMA hasa ni kipi... Utadhani nimetangaza kuwa huwa nambanjua dada yako yerooo.... Eeboooo....

BULL SHIIT... This is BULL SHIIT..

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

Easy does it, man. Just looking out for shortie.

 

[Paul Buchira]

Komaa kibishi... Pia kwenye hilo atakuja mwenyewe

 

[mshipa]

We endelea tu kukomaa kibishi

 

[BAVARIA77]

Fanya research deeply Kaka alafu ndipo upate final say

 

[Namge]

Nina mpenzi wangu msichana mzuri tu ambae anafanya kazi shule moja ya secondary ila mm sina kazi npo tu mtaani Nina komaa na kibishi, sasa kinachofanyika yule demu wangu ambae ni mpenzi wangu kabadilika kama wiki kazaa zilizopita, nikimtumia SMS hajibu kwa mda, nkimtumia SMS kwa WhatsApp baada ya mda itaonesha Derivering kuwa imesomwa lakin haijibiwi, mda mwingine nikimpigia simu hapokea, nmejaribu kumuuliza shida nn anasema Yuko bizy, kibaya zaidi nikimwomba game ananiambia hana mda wa kufanya hivyo, yaan ninampenda huyu bint ila inaniuma sana. Naomba ushauri wako nifanyaje!!

Tafuta kazi kwanza...

 

[the say]

Kama hapokei simu bas simu yake itakuwa haina kitufe cha kupokelea

 

[Tyupa]

Nina mpenzi wangu msichana mzuri tu ambae anafanya kazi shule moja ya secondary ila mm sina kazi npo tu mtaani Nina komaa na kibishi, sasa kinachofanyika yule demu wangu ambae ni mpenzi wangu kabadilika kama wiki kazaa zilizopita, nikimtumia SMS hajibu kwa mda, nkimtumia SMS kwa WhatsApp baada ya mda itaonesha Derivering kuwa imesomwa lakin haijibiwi, mda mwingine nikimpigia simu hapokea, nmejaribu kumuuliza shida nn anasema Yuko bizy, kibaya zaidi nikimwomba game ananiambia hana mda wa kufanya hivyo, yaan ninampenda huyu bint ila inaniuma sana. Naomba ushauri wako nifanyaje!!

Ni incompatible hamwezi kwenda sawa,yeye kwanza ni mwalimu wa sekondari wakati wewe ni wa kijiweni na pia shule hujaenda kwa sababu hata kule kuandika tu kiswahili fasaha huwezi,kiswahili ulichoandika humu utafikiri Kizaramo.Unamtia aibu mwenzako ndio maana amekushitukia, tafafuta wa tabaka lako.

 

[Bacary Superior]

Tafuta mwingne apo kuna jini kisilani

 

[Hardman]

Nina mpenzi wangu msichana mzuri tu ambae anafanya kazi shule moja ya secondary ila mm sina kazi npo tu mtaani Nina komaa na kibishi, sasa kinachofanyika yule demu wangu ambae ni mpenzi wangu kabadilika kama wiki kazaa zilizopita, nikimtumia SMS hajibu kwa mda, nkimtumia SMS kwa WhatsApp baada ya mda itaonesha Derivering kuwa imesomwa lakin haijibiwi, mda mwingine nikimpigia simu hapokea, nmejaribu kumuuliza shida nn anasema Yuko bizy, kibaya zaidi nikimwomba game ananiambia hana mda wa kufanya hivyo, yaan ninampenda huyu bint ila inaniuma sana. Naomba ushauri wako nifanyaje!!

futa hiyo namba yake bro ..

 

[mjingamimi]

Tafuta demu mwingine umtambie.

 

[Antonio de Guzman]

Futa no acha ujinga wewe

 

[Joanah]

Hata mimi siku hizi naona kwa joanah wangu hali siyo shwari tena!.......hawa mbwa mwitu wanaomwiba joanah wangu huko pm na walaaniwe!

Ha ha ha
You are crazy asee

 

[mwanaume suruali]

Tafuta kazi

 

[alsam]

1 Huna Kazi
2 Unademu Nzuri
3 Ana Kazi
4 Amekuzidi Status

Wanawake Wameshtuka siku hizi hawataki wanaume Suruali

 

[successor]

Daaah! Ufukara mbaya sana, nakuonea huruma mdogo wangu.

Bila hela watoto wazuri utaishia kuwaona tu.

 

[King klax]

Pole, nami nipe namba yake nijaribu kumpigia, kama akipokea ujue amukususa (in shot hakutaki)

 

[Kibwengo]

Tupe namba tuone maana sisi wazee tukipiga simu tunatuma na tigopesa lazma apokee

 

[Emmadogo]

Achana nae

 

[sawe4u]

Tafuta pesa

Kashapat wa status yake