Herbalist Dr MziziMkavu Platinum Member Joined Feb 3, 2009 Posts 43,114 Reaction score 34,956 Apr 1, 2014 #1 Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here. Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa. Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna. Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have. Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs. Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto. Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa. Mtafsiri: They don't cook here Mtalii: What type of snacks do you have here. Mtafsiri: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa, Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka, mwache akale nyumbani kwao. Mtafsiri: They don't cook any type of snacks here, maybe you can go back and eat at home. Mtalii: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice. Mtafsiri: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo. Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa, tena sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika. Mtafsiri: Lets get out of here, I think this man is crazy!
Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here. Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa. Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna. Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have. Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs. Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto. Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa. Mtafsiri: They don't cook here Mtalii: What type of snacks do you have here. Mtafsiri: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa, Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka, mwache akale nyumbani kwao. Mtafsiri: They don't cook any type of snacks here, maybe you can go back and eat at home. Mtalii: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice. Mtafsiri: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo. Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa, tena sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika. Mtafsiri: Lets get out of here, I think this man is crazy!
W Wisest man JF-Expert Member Joined Jul 29, 2013 Posts 993 Reaction score 333 Apr 1, 2014 #2 Hahaha! mzizi mkavu umetisha.
prospa JF-Expert Member Joined Oct 13, 2012 Posts 554 Reaction score 157 Apr 1, 2014 #3 hahaha umehamia huku
Black Sniper JF-Expert Member Joined Dec 10, 2013 Posts 35,275 Reaction score 61,231 Apr 1, 2014 #4 Kkkkkkk very funny
MankaM JF-Expert Member Joined Apr 20, 2013 Posts 9,448 Reaction score 3,073 Apr 1, 2014 #5 Anaetafsir ndio kaharibu
uporo wa wali ndondo JF-Expert Member Joined Dec 3, 2013 Posts 3,454 Reaction score 2,244 Apr 1, 2014 #7 Hahahahahahajaj
SOLOMO JF-Expert Member Joined Jun 28, 2012 Posts 267 Reaction score 81 Apr 2, 2014 #8 Hata huyo waiter pia ni mbulula!