Money Penny
JF-Expert Member
- Jun 20, 2016
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Ilikuwa week kama mbili zimepita sasa, My Rich - Wealthy friend akanitafuta
Rich friend: Tsup Beyaaaaach! How ya doing?!
Money Penny: am good chile!
Rich Friend: naskia ulikuwa na birthday juzi kati nimekuona instagram umependeza mwenyewe, nisamehe sama nilikuwa nje ya nchi, plz tuonane kesho tuongee tukajifungue kunduchi beach hotel kuanzia saa 4 turudi saa 1 usiku nitakupa na zawadi yako hapa nimekuja nayo
Safari ikawadia, tukaongeeeeaaa tuuuukacheeekaaaa si unajua tena mashosti tukikutana afu hamjaonana muda, nikalipiwa kiiila kitu gademit! Malkia wa nguvu nimekaa pembeni
Baaada ya mazungumzo yote akaniambia, shoga nina bwana wa pembeni
Money Penny: ha?! Shemeji ha~delive vya kukutosha au umeamua kuchukua vacation?!
Rich Friend: Acha tu niskilize kwanza acha assumptions; shemeji yako alihisi na cheat akaniwekea body guard, body guard ana sexy body hakunaga mfano adu handsome balaa, mmh! me kuletewa nikalowa pichu!, si unajua tena mambo yetu yale ya, baby if u give it to me, i give it to you... basi tukaenda weee nikaona sasa hapa nisipomweka sawa nitakuwa sipati twishen nje, twishen nje muhimu inasaidia ndoa ikomaeee
Nikamtega akategeka, gadame! Nilikamatika mamangu body guard mtamuje sasa?! Uuuuwi, mtamu hatari, nimeshaenda nae round kama 10 hivi, siri zangu zote anazificha akiulizwa anasema mkeo mzuri hana shida yani clean report tuuu!
Majuzi kati mume akashtukaa, nikabadilishiwa mwengine, anasura kavu afu mchungu balaaa, hata hapa tulipo keshapiga simu kwa mume tupo kunduchi,
Rafkiangu sikudanganyi wili, roho, papuchi zangu vyoote kaondoka navyo body guard, nampenda body guard hakuma mfanooo, mume namwona mchungu sikuhizi, zile dozi ni hatarious sijawahi pata tangu nazaliwa
Nikimpigia simu haitoshi, kukutana nae nashindwaaaa nimejaribu kutorokaaa, kuruka ukutaaaa wapiiii, kuhonga walinzi wa nyumba imeshindikanaaa.
Sijui nafanyaje Money Penny! Embu umiza basi kichwa na mimi plz!
Jaman mabingwa wa ushauri JF naomba mumsaidie my Rich friend puleees!
Body guard mtamu mwe!
Rich friend: Tsup Beyaaaaach! How ya doing?!
Money Penny: am good chile!
Rich Friend: naskia ulikuwa na birthday juzi kati nimekuona instagram umependeza mwenyewe, nisamehe sama nilikuwa nje ya nchi, plz tuonane kesho tuongee tukajifungue kunduchi beach hotel kuanzia saa 4 turudi saa 1 usiku nitakupa na zawadi yako hapa nimekuja nayo
Safari ikawadia, tukaongeeeeaaa tuuuukacheeekaaaa si unajua tena mashosti tukikutana afu hamjaonana muda, nikalipiwa kiiila kitu gademit! Malkia wa nguvu nimekaa pembeni
Baaada ya mazungumzo yote akaniambia, shoga nina bwana wa pembeni
Money Penny: ha?! Shemeji ha~delive vya kukutosha au umeamua kuchukua vacation?!
Rich Friend: Acha tu niskilize kwanza acha assumptions; shemeji yako alihisi na cheat akaniwekea body guard, body guard ana sexy body hakunaga mfano adu handsome balaa, mmh! me kuletewa nikalowa pichu!, si unajua tena mambo yetu yale ya, baby if u give it to me, i give it to you... basi tukaenda weee nikaona sasa hapa nisipomweka sawa nitakuwa sipati twishen nje, twishen nje muhimu inasaidia ndoa ikomaeee
Nikamtega akategeka, gadame! Nilikamatika mamangu body guard mtamuje sasa?! Uuuuwi, mtamu hatari, nimeshaenda nae round kama 10 hivi, siri zangu zote anazificha akiulizwa anasema mkeo mzuri hana shida yani clean report tuuu!
Majuzi kati mume akashtukaa, nikabadilishiwa mwengine, anasura kavu afu mchungu balaaa, hata hapa tulipo keshapiga simu kwa mume tupo kunduchi,
Rafkiangu sikudanganyi wili, roho, papuchi zangu vyoote kaondoka navyo body guard, nampenda body guard hakuma mfanooo, mume namwona mchungu sikuhizi, zile dozi ni hatarious sijawahi pata tangu nazaliwa
Nikimpigia simu haitoshi, kukutana nae nashindwaaaa nimejaribu kutorokaaa, kuruka ukutaaaa wapiiii, kuhonga walinzi wa nyumba imeshindikanaaa.
Sijui nafanyaje Money Penny! Embu umiza basi kichwa na mimi plz!
Jaman mabingwa wa ushauri JF naomba mumsaidie my Rich friend puleees!
Body guard mtamu mwe!