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Mother's milk

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by caven dish, Sep 14, 2011.

  1. caven dish

    caven dish Senior Member

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    Biology Class - final exam

    Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The
    last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70
    points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think
    of seven advantages.
    He wrote:

    1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
    2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
    3.) It is always the right temperature.
    4.) It is inexpensive.
    5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
    6.) It is always available as needed.

    And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the
    bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...
    7.) It comes in 2 cute containers.
    He got an A.