Mnyama simba ni noma!

Jaguar · Dec 14, 2011

Vijana watatu wakiwa porini kwa ajili ya kutafuta kuni,kwa bahati mbaya mmoja wao alijikata kwa panga mguuni na kuumia vibaya sana.Wakaamua kumbeba kwa zamu kurudi naye nyumbani kwa sababu alikuwa hawezi kutembea mwenyewe.Mara ghafla wakiwa njiani,simba akatokeza.Wale jamaa wakambwaga mwenzao chini,wakatoka mbio kuokoa maisha yao.Walipofika nyumbani walishangaa kumkuta yule jamaa aliyeumia mguu kwa kujikata kwa panga akiwasubiri.Jamaa akawaambia;'mliponibwaga chini na mimi nilitoka mbio kwa kutumia njia tofauti na yenu.

Jaguar · Dec 14, 2011

Vijana wawili wakiwa porini,mara ghafla wakakutana na simba.Kijana mmoja akainama na kuanza kuzifunga vizuri kamba za raba zake.Mwenzie akamwambia;'unafunga kamba za raba zako ili ukimbie,unafikiri utamshinda mbio simba?.Jamaa akajibu;'hapana,nataka nikimbie kuliko wewe ili nisiliwe na simba!'.

fundiaminy · Dec 14, 2011

Hapo ni pale mtu huruka ukuta wa futi kumi wakati wa hatari keshoye akiambiwa arudie kuruka hawez.ha ha.

Jaguar · Dec 14, 2011

fundiaminy said:
Hapo ni pale mtu huruka ukuta wa futi kumi wakati wa hatari keshoye akiambiwa arudie kuruka hawez.ha ha.

Hahahahaaah,mambo ya adrenalin hayo!

fundiaminy · Dec 14, 2011

dah.huwa lazima uheshimu natural laws of attraction.

Wazzzza · Dec 14, 2011

Jamaa kataka kujiua wa2 wakmzuia wakashndwa jamaa akaamua kwenda porini lkn baada ya muda wanamuona anakuja mbio huku simba akiwa nyuma.

Viol · Dec 14, 2011

Jaguar said:
Vijana wawili wakiwa porini,mara ghafla wakakutana na simba.Kijana mmoja akainama na kuanza kuzifunga vizuri kamba za raba zake.Mwenzie akamwambia;'unafunga kamba za raba zako ili ukimbie,unafikiri utamshinda mbio simba?.Jamaa akajibu;'hapana,nataka nikimbie kuliko wewe ili nisiliwe na simba!'.

lol kumbe nia yake amshinde mwenzake kukimbia ili aliwe na simba.interesting

Jaguar · Dec 15, 2011

Excellent said:
lol kumbe nia yake amshinde mwenzake kukimbia ili aliwe na simba.interesting

Hata ungekuwa wewe na best friend wako ingekuwa hivyo hivyo!

Slave · Dec 15, 2011

Hey!akimbie ili awe mbele ya rafiki yake ili simba ajipatie mlo

Wa kusoma · Dec 15, 2011

Wazzzza said:
Jamaa kataka kujiua wa2 wakmzuia wakashndwa jamaa akaamua kwenda porini lkn baada ya muda wanamuona anakuja mbio huku simba akiwa nyuma.

Duh! hii kali mkuu sasa jamaa kashaamua kufa si atulie tu simba amtafune? Labda jamaa Intension yake ilikuwa kujiua kwa kifo anachokipenda yeye sio kuliwa na simba

Wababa · Dec 15, 2011

Yani nimecheka mpk mbavu zikaniuma, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Rosweeter · Dec 15, 2011

Wababa said:
Yani nimecheka mpk mbavu zikaniuma, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Pole, kunywa panadol

Leonard Robert · Dec 15, 2011

ha ha ha ha ha hakuna kulemba.

Benny EM · Dec 15, 2011

mhhhhhhh!vry intresting.

St. Paka Mweusi · Dec 15, 2011

Wawindaji walimkuta jamaa yuko juu ya mti uliojaa miiba.Wakamwuliza wewe,unafanya nini huko juu.Jamaa akawajibu juzi nilikuwa nafukuzwa na Simba ndio nikapanda kwenye huu mti sasa nimeshindwa kushuka.

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