Mnakosa uhondo

hahaha ndo mahali pekee watu wanapoweza kuzungumza lugha kama hizi hadharani tena usiombe upande ya mbagala au temeke utachoka kabisa

Hahahaaa,hapa niko kwenye daladala,konda kanidai nauli nikamwambia,''Subiri isimame nitakupa!
 

Huwa na miss kumbe pamoja na kuwa jf kwa muda mrefu daaah you have made my day
 
Umenifurahisha sana shansarie. Sikukosea nilipokuchagua top five Miss chitchat! Ila naomba mods waipeleke hii Jokes column.
 
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Umenifurahisha sana shansarie. Sikukosea nilipokuchagua top five Miss chitchat! Ila naomba mods waipeleke hii Jokes column.

hukufanya kosa kabia na wk ijayo nipo tano bora ntakuita uje unipe kura yako tena
 
Au abiria abiria anamkomalia konda "kwani nimekuambia sikupi" tungo tata hiyo lol shansarie..
 
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Mlokole; konda weka nyimbo za Yesu
Konda; Yesu bado hajatoa albam.

Matozi; humu ndani joto
Konda; kapande friji

Abiria; kuna siti?
Konda; hawa walioko wamekalia madumu au?

Sistaduu: Konda ninashuka Maziwa (akimaanisha anashuka pale kituo kinaitwa Ubungo Maziwa)
Konda; Unashuka maziwa,kayanunulie sidiria!

Mama: sikai siti za mwisho
konda; hizo siti za mwisho ziko nje ya gari au..!
 

Nimecheka kwa nguvu kwenye bus mpaka watu wananishangaa
 
Nimecheka kwa nguvu kwenye bus mpaka watu wananishangaa

Let me guess sister kilichokuchekesha,,''Konda,Nashuka maziwa''
Hahahaahaa,ndo tumezoea hiyo mineno kwenye daladala!
 
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