misemo ya vijana wa kileo bwana.,

nziriye said:

Jamani wapendwa nimekaa kijiweni na rafiki zangu na nimesikia misemo iliyonifurahisha hebu ione mwenyewe: -kusoma kuelewa kukesha mbwembwe. -si mbuyu peke yake hata msufi ulianza kama tembele. -kunya anye kuku ,akinya bata kaharisha.
-jino moko,mswaki wanini?
-nyoka hana kiuno ndo mana havai shanga.



yani jamani wana-thinka tuongeze na mingine.........

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FirstLady said:

mwanamke sura,shepu hata kwa mchina ipo

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birungi said:

maskini hafulii

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daughter said:

Mwanaume pesa ndevu hata mbuzi anazo

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mgen said:

Kiume pesa kudinda ugonjwa!

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