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[Madame B]

Kwa hesabu ya haraka haraka nyie wawili hakuna atakayekuwa na uzito chini ya kg 90! Khaaa!!!

Aaa wapi,
unaweza kuta ni wembamba wa reli juu treni inapita.
Usihadaike na misosi babu,si unajua menyu ndo mpango mzima!!!,
Siku nialike nije kwako kukupikia vinono hadi ujilambe.

 

[Asprin]

Aaa wapi,
unaweza kuta ni wembamba wa reli juu treni inapita.
Usihadaike na misosi babu,si unajua menyu ndo mpango mzima!!!,
Siku nialike nije kwako kukupikia vinono hadi ujilambe.

Nijilambe au nikulambe mpishi??

 

[Madame B]

Hahahahahahah...babuuuuuuu i knew u were somewhere around.
Lakini si inawezekana wanafanya na mazoezi???!

Ye mwache,
c unajua na mazoezi muhimu?
Tusije shindwa 'mazoezi' bure!!

 

[Madame B]

Nijilambe au nikulambe mpishi??

We!!
Nini!!!
Unilambe??
UJILAMBE wewe kwa rosti shatashata nitakalokupikia.
Khaa!!

 

[Asprin]

We!!
Nini!!!
Unilambe??
UJILAMBE wewe kwa rosti shatashata nitakalokupikia.
Khaa!!

Khee! Kumbe waogopa kulambwa eh??

 

[Judgement]

We!!
Nini!!!
Unilambe??
UJILAMBE wewe kwa rosti shatashata nitakalokupikia.
Khaa!!

Kwani ukilambwa mpishi ! Nini mbaya ?
Mbona umeshtuka kiivo kugusiwa mrambo?
Utadhani umekanyaga nyoka! Hatari iko wapi ?
Lambwa bwanaa!

 

[Bishanga]

Madame B, kumbe we ni mtaalamu kias hiko. hebu nipm email yako niwe nakuja tuishen ya mapishi mara ntokapo jf. . .

We mrembo,bado upo jamvini,si ulituaga wewe kuwa we na jf bai bai,ama kweli jf is never boring( source: The Boss).

 

[Mentor]

Ye mwache,
c unajua na mazoezi muhimu?
Tusije shindwa 'mazoezi' bure!!

Ivi kuna tofauti ya mazoezi na 'mazoezi'

 

[Madame B]

Khee! Kumbe waogopa kulambwa eh??

Naogopa babu we usije nilamba hadi mwisho wa siku ukapitiliza na 'kuning'ata'
akhu sitaki!!!
Subiri wakezo wakipika ndo uwalambe.

 

[Madame B]

Kwani ukilambwa mpishi ! Nini mbaya ?
Mbona umeshtuka kiivo kugusiwa mrambo?
Utadhani umekanyaga nyoka! Hatari iko wapi ?
Lambwa bwanaa!

Judgement jamani nawe unasapoti nilambwe?
Labda nimpe mwiko aulambe,
ila milambwo mingine mmhh!!
Hapana ni Khatarii!!

 

[Madame B]

Ivi kuna tofauti ya mazoezi na 'mazoezi'

Tofauti yake ni kubwa japo haviachani kama Kiungo na Ungio.
Ndo mana Mpoki alisema,
Binzari nayo ni kiungo japo hakisajiliwi na timu yoyote

 

[beibe nasty]

asanteeni saaana tuu yan hapa mnanipa na listi zingne za kupika siku za uson yan aiyaayaaayya mbona furuuuu mautamu basi sawa madame my sister, cl my shost aspirin my babu, mentor my kaka, eversmilin my hommie, na wengineo jaman nawapendaaa

 

[Madame B]

asanteeni saaana tuu yan hapa mnanipa na listi zingne za kupika siku za uson yan aiyaayaaayya mbona furuuuu mautamu basi sawa madame my sister, cl my shost aspirin my babu, mentor my kaka, eversmilin my hommie, na wengineo jaman nawapendaaa

Kwa niaba yao wote tuseme,
ASANTEEE beibe nasty Nasi twakupenda pia mamito

 

[Leak]

Akijaiva tu!

jaman jaman kichwa kimestuck asubuhi hii nataka pika ila sijui nipike nin pilau mekula jana na upolo upo, maharage juz na samaki kitoga sa sielew tupo mtu tatu mim mama na dogo sijui nipike nin mwenzenu hapa nina mwekundu unga,mchele vipo hebu nambien nipike nini nipo serious utan badae sio sahiii tafadhali hebu nipen ushauri tuuu afu nione ntapika nin.


Morning

 

[Leak]

We ujapika?

Kwa niaba yao wote tuseme,
ASANTEEE beibe nasty Nasi twakupenda pia mamito

 

[ummu kulthum]

pika makange ya kuku wa kienyeji na ugali kama hjui kupika sema nikwambie ni tamu sana

 

[beibe nasty]

Akijaiva tu!

Meosha had vyombo rutta kesho bana

 

[beibe nasty]

We ujapika?

Muache kwan we unataka nin?

 

[beibe nasty]

pika makange ya kuku wa kienyeji na ugali kama hjui kupika sema nikwambie ni tamu sana

Mwaga uhondo hapa kipenzi

 

[Madame B]

We ujapika?

Akhu naogopa sitakula kwa raha.
Hubby Rutta leo nina hamu na