For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.