Men are just like cats!!!!!

[charger]

The clever the rat the tastier the meat!

 

[Stroke]

kwa kiswahili

 

[Tuko]

Men are just like cats. Sounds a little weird, but hear me out! Ever see a cat chase after a toy that is just sitting there? I certainly haven’t. However, when it’s dangled in front of them, but still remains slightly out of reach they literally go crazy for it.

They jump around, chase, sprint and pretty much will do whatever it needs to do to catch this “just out of reach” toy
Bizarrely, guys are exactly the same. If you are easy to win over, not a challenge and just wait there for a guy to “catch” you, then you can be pretty sure that he’s not going to be that interested in you. But if you are fun, exciting, playful, flirty, just out of reach, then he is going to be a lot more likely to desire and chase after you.

If this is the case, then women are just like rats...

 

[Karucee]

Afu nakutakaga wewe....!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaaaa. Bwana mchungaji eeeeee.

 

[Eiyer]

Hahaaaa. Bwana mchungaji eeeeee.

Kweli kabisa
Yaani leo imebidi niyatoe ya moyoni tu!!

Au hutaki mkuwa mama mchungaji?

 

[Karucee]

Kweli kabisa
Yaani leo imebidi niyatoe ya moyoni tu!!

Au hutaki mkuwa mama mchungaji?

This cat bwana wants to catch a rat.

 

[Asprin]

This cat bwana wants to catch a rat.

Are you a rat, darling?

 

[Asprin]

If this is the case, then women are just like rats...

It takes two to tango.

 

[Asprin]

Men! Men! Can't kill them, can't live without them.
Na wakikutaka wana njama haooooo? Lol.

Dont forget, bado nakutafuta.

Nikikukamataaaa!!!!

 

[Asprin]

Yap! And we chase you RATS!

Hahahah Tom and Jerry???

 

[Karucee]

Are you a rat, darling?

Gazelle

 

[Karucee]

Dont forget, bado nakutafuta.

Nikikukamataaaa!!!!

Ee bwana niacheni nipumueeee. Bwana mchungaji njoo huku Eiyer!

 

[Eiyer]

This cat bwana wants to catch a rat.

Acha lolongolongo bana
Hebu nijibu basi!

 

[Eiyer]

Ee bwana niacheni nipumueeee. Bwana mchungaji njoo huku Eiyer!

What the hell is going on here?

 

[Karucee]

Acha lolongolongo bana
Hebu nijibu basi!

Mchungaji kama unawapenda kondoo wako think twice. Lol