Mbinu 6 za kumpata mwanamke JF

[Muzine]

Cha mdeko Demiss mbona wanisema hivyo, nihurumie, nifichie aibu, aubu ya mwenzio ni aibu yako pia.....

kipenzi rafiki akiii unanitafuta ugomviii mm eeeh hunitakiii memaa kabisaa akiiii

 

[Muzine]

Hahahhaahah

Balaaaa dada angu

 

[Muzine]

Ndo Maana hata Mimi Sioendi napenda Kama nilivyo....Tena huwa Vingine Vizuri siviweki ili aje ni msuprise!

Mbona mm rafik yako hutak kunisuprise

 

[Muzine]

Usiniaibishe bana chamdeko

Nisikuaibishe nn bhn wewe mwenyewe umesema siku tukionana utanikimbia

Mimi sitak kabisa haya mambooo

 

[Shunie]

Khaaaaa kilichokuchekesha najua ni hiyo my

 

[DJ SEPETU]

Aiseee kuna mtu mmoja hapa Id yake ni balaaa nikajua ewaaaaaaah

Uwiiii siku namuona akiiii alikula kibut cha mbavuu sikuamin yani ni kibwengo plus upopomaaaa

Itakuwa hizi ndo mbinu zakeeee kabisaa loooh na mm nasema tu polee yalee hakuna namna mm nisingeweza msura kama indiketa za toroli.

mmmh! Umeamua kunianika demiss!

 

[Muzine]

mmmh! Umeamua kunianika demiss!

mm nakujua mpaka nikuandikeee

 

[Hazard CFC]

Nimedhani mbinu sita zitakua hizi


1. Mpe pesa
2.mtumie pesa
3.muhonge pesa
4.mpe hela
5.mtumie hela
6. Muhonge hela

 

[Shunie]

Nimedhani mbinu sita zitakua hizi


1. Mpe pesa
2.mtumie pesa
3.muhonge pesa
4.mpe hela
5.mtumie hela
6. Muhonge hela

Nakazia

 

[carbamazepine]

enheee hapo sasa

cc carbamazepine

Baby shem
Huyo id yake inanitisha
Kichwa Kichafu

 

[carbamazepine]

Uko mbioni kunasa kwenye rada yangu.....

Kama tumeanza kuwindana itakuwa safi sana

 

[Mwifwa]

Kama tumeanza kuwindana itakuwa safi sana

Ngoja niifanyie uzinduzi halafu utaona moto wake

 

[carbamazepine]

Ngoja niifanyie uzinduzi halafu utaona moto wake

Wacha na mimi ninoe kisu changu
Mzima lakin?

 

[Muzine]

Nimedhani mbinu sita zitakua hizi


1. Mpe pesa
2.mtumie pesa
3.muhonge pesa
4.mpe hela
5.mtumie hela
6. Muhonge hela

Wanaume wa Jamiiforum ambao hampati PM wala kujibiwa PM na wanawake jiulize mpo kwenye Majukwaa gani?

Majibu yapo hapaaa

 

[Mwifwa]

Wacha na mimi ninoe kisu changu
Mzima lakin?

Khaaaa, kwa hiyo wataka kuja kunikula kitoweo eehh.

Nasepa zangu hunikuti kabisa

Mimi sijambo hofu kwako

 

[mtzmweusi]

Duuu..mbona umemwaga mchele kwenye kuku wengi sasa....

Naanza na wewe hahaahaha

 

[carbamazepine]

Khaaaa, kwa hiyo wataka kuja kunikula kitoweo eehh.

Nasepa zangu hunikuti kabisa

Mimi sijambo hofu kwako

Sina maana hiyo bhana
Nilimaanisha naenda panga kikosi changu nikunase mapema.

Me mzima sana

 

[Mwifwa]

Sina maana hiyo bhana
Nilimaanisha naenda panga kikosi changu nikunase mapema.

Me mzima sana

Sawa.

Niko alone njoo ninase basi hapa

 

[carbamazepine]

Sawa.

Niko alone njoo ninase basi hapa

Naja chaaap

 

[agata edward]

Naanza na wewe hahaahaha

Njoo tuanzeee