Maujanja ya kutongoza!

Iyo namba 4 ndio inanifanya niendelee na michakato ya punyeto, afazali nisimangwe lakini kuhonga sihongi


Dume Gumu
 
Wakat mwngne unaweza ukaona unawakomoa kwa kuwa'bandua' lakini kumbuka wahenga walisema 'kuchamba kwingi huondoka na mavi' kwahyo kuwa mwangalifu usije ukaishia kuondoka na 'mimavi'
 
Dili ni kua mganga wa kienyeji tu unakula papuchi na hela wanakulipa [emoji3]
 
Ushauri mzuri ni kuwaambia madomo zege wajiondoe katika chama cha 'chaputa' na waunge mkono juhudi za 'wala papuchi'...

Ukiacha punyeto, sperm zitakuuliza 'ewe baba, yu wapi mama'...lazima utatafuta tu manzi
 
She will be more attracted to you if you get her an iPhone and a macbook,ladies have been attracted to apples since the garden of eden
 
Siku hizi mbona kwanza madem hawakatai wewe mwenyew tu utajiondoa kabla ata haujala mzigo pale utapotongoza siku ya pili unaombw kodi na kingamuz
 
Satan said:
Ushauri mzuri ni kuwaambia madomo zege wajiondoe katika chama cha 'chaputa' na waunge mkono juhudi za 'wala papuchi'...

Ukiacha punyeto, sperm zitakuuliza 'ewe baba, yu wapi mama'...lazima utatafuta tu manzi
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satan indeed
 
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