mathematics

Mr. Magena · Nov 16, 2011

An old masai man was
struggling a bit with english in
abroad. He enters a restaurant
and wants to order chicken
but he can't remember what is
chicken in english. So he sees one guy at a table next to him
with a plate of 4 eggs on it.
The old man points to the plate
of eggs and says to the waiter,
"i want their mother!" i'm
hungry

Jaguar · Nov 16, 2011

Umetoka bar ipi?

valid statement · Nov 16, 2011

unatukana wazazi wako?
Yani unajiita mtoto wa bahati mbaya?
Kweli unajitafutia laana peke yako.

Kwamex · Nov 16, 2011

We ni mosabi welder au nimechanganya mafile?

Erickb52 · Nov 16, 2011

Teh teh

Mr. Magena · Nov 16, 2011

Kwamex said:
We ni mosabi welder au nimechanganya mafile?

umenijuaje bro

Magwero · Nov 16, 2011

Samahani wanajamii,, mim nataka kupost kitu..
Kama huyu jamaa aliyetupia Hyo mathematic..
Nifanyefanyeje..
Kwani kina manufaa kwa wanajamii..

MR. DRY · Nov 16, 2011

Utakuwa unakesha bar wewe.nukta

Shine · Nov 16, 2011

Kweli hapo utaamini lugha za watu ni nouma

chapaa · Nov 17, 2011

kiswahili ni lugha ya taifa

Husninyo · Nov 17, 2011

Magwero said:
Samahani wanajamii,, mim nataka kupost kitu..
Kama huyu jamaa aliyetupia Hyo mathematic..
Nifanyefanyeje..
Kwani kina manufaa kwa wanajamii..

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Washawasha · Nov 17, 2011

Mungu kibariki Kiswahili na watu wake. Nalog off

Kwamex · Nov 17, 2011

valid statement said:
unatukana wazazi wako?
Yani unajiita mtoto wa bahati mbaya?
Kweli unajitafutia laana peke yako.

Sijui macho yangu, naona kama ID na thread vimebadilika halaf comments zimeachwa zilezile, inaleta mkanganyo comments znakuwa haziendani na mada.

Kwamex · Nov 17, 2011

Mr. Magena said:
umenijuaje bro

Google

WILSON MWIJAGE · Nov 17, 2011

Ilinitokea nikiwa Zimbambwe. Siku tukiwa na sherehe ya kukaribishwa kwenye masomo, waandaaji walitanguliza juice kabla ya mapochopocho mengine. Kila mmoja alikuwa anakunywa juice kwa kutumia mrija. Mimi sikujua (kwa wakati huo) kabisa mrija unaitwaje kwa kingereza na kwa kuzingatia kwamba nilikuwa peke wangu Mtanzania na Wakenya nilikuwa sijazoeana nao ilinibidi niende Kaunta nichukue mrija kwenye boksi jambo ambalo halikuwa sawa maana tulikuwa tunahudumiwa.

Baadae niliuliza na msimamizi wetu kwanini nilikwenda kaunta wakati kuna wahudumu ..... Nilimwambia ukweli kwamba nilifuata mrija (kwa kumuonyesha) maana siujuhi kwa kingereza. Hivyo basi, the old man alikuwa sawa maana alieleweka na kuhudumiwa.

Washawasha · Nov 17, 2011

WILSON MWIJAGE said:
Ilinitokea nikiwa Zimbambwe. Siku tukiwa na sherehe ya kukaribishwa kwenye masomo, waandaaji walitanguliza juice kabla ya mapochopocho mengine. Kila mmoja alikuwa anakunywa juice kwa kutumia mrija. Mimi sikujua (kwa wakati huo) kabisa mrija unaitwaje kwa kingereza na kwa kuzingatia kwamba nilikuwa peke wangu Mtanzania na Wakenya nilikuwa sijazoeana nao ilinibidi niende Kaunta nichukue mrija kwenye boksi jambo ambalo halikuwa sawa maana tulikuwa tunahudumiwa.

Baadae niliuliza na msimamizi wetu kwanini nilikwenda kaunta wakati kuna wahudumu ..... Nilimwambia ukweli kwamba nilifuata mrija (kwa kumuonyesha) maana siujuhi kwa kingereza. Hivyo basi, the old man alikuwa sawa maana alieleweka na kuhudumiwa.

ungemjibu kwa kiswahili tu huyo jamaa huku ukimuonesha kwa vitendo.Nalog off

THK DJAYZZ · Nov 17, 2011

Husninyo said:
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Khaaaa ! Hii hiii hiii

Angel Nylon · Nov 17, 2011

heh heh heeeee, washawasha mependa jibu. Hapa mbavu si zangu

Iselamagazi · Nov 18, 2011

WILSON MWIJAGE said:
Ilinitokea nikiwa Zimbambwe. Siku tukiwa na sherehe ya kukaribishwa kwenye masomo, waandaaji walitanguliza juice kabla ya mapochopocho mengine. Kila mmoja alikuwa anakunywa juice kwa kutumia mrija. Mimi sikujua (kwa wakati huo) kabisa mrija unaitwaje kwa kingereza na kwa kuzingatia kwamba nilikuwa peke wangu Mtanzania na Wakenya nilikuwa sijazoeana nao ilinibidi niende Kaunta nichukue mrija kwenye boksi jambo ambalo halikuwa sawa maana tulikuwa tunahudumiwa.

Baadae niliuliza na msimamizi wetu kwanini nilikwenda kaunta wakati kuna wahudumu ..... Nilimwambia ukweli kwamba nilifuata mrija (kwa kumuonyesha) maana siujuhi kwa kingereza. Hivyo basi, the old man alikuwa sawa maana alieleweka na kuhudumiwa.

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