Matani

Fidel80 · Dec 29, 2013

Mentor said:
Jamani nilipokuwa mdogo hii ndo ilikuwa hobby yangu maana kwa umbo langu dogo sikuweza kupigana ila ukinikosea kidogo..nitakupa neno utakaa kimya mwenyewe!
Najikumbushia tu...(usinichukie...)

Unataka matani..

Nyani Ngabu, una bichwa kubwa mpaka shuleni ulikuwa unaitwa Headboy! twende twende..
Fidel80, wewe umekonda mpaka ukisimama kwenye ukuta unakaa kama crack...
Mzee Mwanakijiji demu wako amekonda mpaka akivaa t-shirt ya bluu anafanana na sim card ya tiGO..

Asprin unamashavu kama mimba ya panya..

Na wewe TUKUTUKU uso kama shamba la matuta...

Unataka unataka..

Mwangalie kwanza, wewe Bigirita yaani wewe ni mbaya mpaka hutumia lotion inayoitwa 'why bother!'..teh teh..

Zak wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukirushiwa jiwe linarudi kuomba tochi...
watu8 wewe ni mshamba hadi mara ya kwanza kupanda daladala ulianza kutandika vitambaa kwenye siti.

PS: On a light touch...

Dah mkuu upo?

Andyhophen · Dec 30, 2013

Hahaha 😱

cy el devon · Dec 30, 2013

Hanini....nawewe umepotea njia mwone...macho ka umepachikwa.

King’asti · Dec 30, 2013

hehehe wivuuu! Paw ni handsome hujapata kuona. chezeiya chotara wewe

Mentor said:
Hahahahaha nimeshindwa kujizuia kwa hili:
Paw una sura mbaya hadi ukilia machozi yanaenda juu...lol! ( Cc: King'asti)

Paw · Dec 30, 2013

Hahahahaha Loh kweli wewe ni Mentor wa kiswahili.

Mentor · Dec 30, 2013

King'asti said:
hehehe wivuuu! Paw ni handsome hujapata kuona. chezeiya chotara wewe

Wivu!??? Ndiyo maana umekonda hadi pajama zako zina 'stripe' moja!

cy el devon said:
Hanini....nawewe umepotea njia mwone...macho ka umepachikwa.

Mbwa wenu ni mzee hadi akiona wezi lazima ajiegemeze na ukuta ndio abweke! hehehe

Andyhophen said:
Hahaha 😱

We ni mnene mpaka ukikalia shilingi 100 inakuwa 50 mbili!

Fidel80 said:
Dah mkuu upo?

Wewe ni mwizi hadi ukishika sarafu ya shilingi 200, Karume anabaki na vest!

jesse alibalio · Jan 7, 2014

Mwangalie macho kama unalala nayo.

cy el devon · Jan 7, 2014

Wewe ni mchafu mpaka maji yana...scratch ukioga.

Mentor · Apr 24, 2014

jesse alibalio said:
Mwangalie macho kama unalala nayo.

Mwone kwanza, ninyi kwenu ni maskini hadi geti la nyumba mnafunga kwa pini!

cy el devon said:
Wewe ni mchafu mpaka maji yana...scratch ukioga.

Kwenda huko, nyie kuku wenu ni malaya hadi wao hufanyaga abortion ya mayai!!!

Piere. Fm · Apr 25, 2014

Mentor said:
Mwone kwanza, ninyi kwenu ni maskini hadi geti la nyumba mnafunga kwa pini!

Kwenda huko, nyie kuku wenu ni malaya hadi wao hufanyaga abortion ya mayai!!!

muone ulivyo na bichwa kubwa mpaka unashndwa kusikitika.

Happylady · Apr 26, 2014

Mentor said:
Mwone kwanza, ninyi kwenu ni maskini hadi geti la nyumba mnafunga kwa pini!

Kwenda huko, nyie kuku wenu ni malaya hadi wao hufanyaga abortion ya mayai!!!

muone vile kichwa kama tofali

Mentor · Apr 26, 2014

Piere. Fm said:
muone ulivyo na bichwa kubwa mpaka unashndwa kusikitika.

Piere. Fm umefulia hadi ukiweka mkono mfukoni kunatoka mwangwi!

Happylady said:
muone vile kichwa kama tofali

Kwenda huko Happylady nyie kwenu ni wachoyo hadi mkipika chapati mkaanga na dagaa pembeni ili kupoteza harufu!!!!

Special one to janeth1; umekonda hadi ukipanua mdomo unaona ka hole ka mata.ko

janeth1 · Apr 26, 2014

Mentor said:
Piere. Fm umefulia hadi ukiweka mkono mfukoni kunatoka mwangwi!

Kwenda huko Happylady nyie kwenu ni wachoyo hadi mkipika chapati mkaanga na dagaa pembeni ili kupoteza harufu!!!!

Special one to janeth1; umekonda hadi ukipanua mdomo unaona ka hole ka mata.ko

mmh had nimeogopa duh..

Piere. Fm · Apr 28, 2014

Mentor said:
Piere. Fm umefulia hadi ukiweka mkono mfukoni kunatoka mwangwi!

Kwenda huko Happylady nyie kwenu ni wachoyo hadi mkipika chapati mkaanga na dagaa pembeni ili kupoteza harufu!!!!

Special one to janeth1; umekonda hadi ukipanua mdomo unaona ka hole ka mata.ko

twende sasa Muone jinsi ulivyo una mdomo mpana mpaka unakula chapati bila kukunja.

Mentor · Apr 29, 2014

Piere. Fm said:
twende sasa Muone jinsi ulivyo una mdomo mpana mpaka unakula chapati bila kukunja.

NDiyo maana wewe ni mfupi hadi ukinywa maji unakojoa hapo hapo!

dogojanja 87 · Apr 30, 2014

kwenu mpo wengi hadi sebuleni kwenu kuna round about

Mchosis · May 5, 2014

Mi naamini mnataniana tu, hamna ukweli humu

tido chado chido · May 5, 2014

Muone ulivyo mrefu ukinya maziwa fresh adi yafike tumboni yamesha ganda kua mtindi hahahaaaaa

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nemulo · May 6, 2014

Elli said:
Nafikiri tunajaribu kuondoa stress za uchaguzi eeehh, haya bwana taratibu tu usijemtukana mkweo, naskia mpaka vidingi vimo humu JF!!! Sijajua JK na PINDA wanatumia nickname gani bt i think ni moja kati ya ulizotaja hapo juu, Makamba yeye anatumia nickname ya Malaria sugu au ZUBEDA

Wassira naye yupo anatumia "Chloroquine"

Chocs · May 6, 2014

Mentor said:
Piere. Fm umefulia hadi ukiweka mkono mfukoni kunatoka mwangwi!

Kwenda huko Happylady nyie kwenu ni wachoyo hadi mkipika chapati mkaanga na dagaa pembeni ili kupoteza harufu!!!!

Special one to janeth1; umekonda hadi ukipanua mdomo unaona ka hole ka mata.ko

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