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maswali na majibu ya kuchekesha

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by zimwimtu, Oct 10, 2012.

  1. zimwimtu

    zimwimtu JF-Expert Member

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    Q: Why are condoms transparent?

    A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

    Q: What is the new AIDS awareness slogan?

    A: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

    Q: Why is Sex like shaving?

    A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today tomorrow you'll have to do it again.

    Q: What will happen ifearth rotates 30 times faster?

    A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

    Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?

    A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.

    Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?

    A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY .. it is SHOWTIME!

    Q: what does a Signboard outside a prostitute's house say?

    A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy .

    Credits: blunder of the day.

    ongezea na ya kwako tucheke pamoja.