zimwimtu
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- Mar 7, 2012
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LITTLE JOHNNY DOING
EXAMS
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Q: What is the new AIDS awareness slogan?
A: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Q: Why is Sex like shaving?
A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today tomorrow you'll have to do it again.
Q: What will happen ifearth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY .. it is SHOWTIME!
Q: what does a Signboard outside a prostitute's house say?
A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy .
Credits: blunder of the day.
ongezea na ya kwako tucheke pamoja.
EXAMS
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Q: What is the new AIDS awareness slogan?
A: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Q: Why is Sex like shaving?
A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today tomorrow you'll have to do it again.
Q: What will happen ifearth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY .. it is SHOWTIME!
Q: what does a Signboard outside a prostitute's house say?
A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy .
Credits: blunder of the day.
ongezea na ya kwako tucheke pamoja.
