maisha PLUS!!!!

CharmingLady

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Heheheiyaaa, maisha plus ndo hiyoo inaanza. kuna vituko, vimbwanga na vichekesho vimesheni.
1. kuna dada mmoja kaulizwa we kabila gani akajibu ye muislam
2. mwingine kaulizwa ana miaka mingapi akajibu 22yrs. masoud kipanya akamuuliza tena tangu lini umeambiwa una miaka 22,akasema tangu zamani
3. mwingine kaulizwa unapenda somo gani, akajibu anapenda somo la biograph!!!!
 
Kumbe tu pamoja! Vituko vyote nimeviona!
Kuna mdada amedai kamaliza form iv, kaoneshwa map ya Africa , akaulizwa hii map unaijua?
Akajibu hajawahi kuiona tangu azaliwe!
Inshort ni msiba!
Btw mi sikamilishi siku bila kuangalia maisha plus!
Labda pawe a certain day it out of program.
 
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa......jamaniiiii
 
Kuna mwingine wa juzi aliulizwa
National flag ina rangi ngapi?
Akajibu 4
Swali : zitaje
Jibu : mi najua mbili tu.
Swali : elezea nyeusi inawakilisha..?
Jibu : rangi ya watanzania.
Swali : Njano ?
Jibu : naskiaga wanasema sijui madini ! (hakua na hakika)
Masudi Kipanya : sio kwamba inawakilisha Yanga?
Jibu : sasa na Mtibwa, Simba ?
Kipanya : Usituletee mchezo sisi tumetumwa na wizara alaah!
Jibu : ndiyo inawakilisha Yanga.
Swali : kijani ?
Jibu : sijui .
Kipanya : sio inawakilisha c.c.m (huku Masoud kamtolea mimacho)
Jibu : ndiyo.
(Wakaishia hapo kwa cheko hawakufika hata kwenye bluu)
ni msiba habari namna hii.
 
duh hata mie nilimwona, yan nlicheka mpaka machozi yalinitoka. afu me nlikuwa sijui kama imeanza, lakini naona bado wapo kwenye usaili. kambini bdo hawajaingia co???
 
Judgement yan sijui watu ndo hawajielewi ama hawakusoma. . . inasikitisha kweli thou inachekesha pia. mwingine aliulizwa miaka yake akajibu 29, masoud akamwambia miaka yako ni imevuka vigezo vya kuwa mshiriki wa MP. lakn KP akamwambia basi ipunguze eti nae akasema haya napunguza ni 25yrs. duh !!!!!!
 
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ukiangalia Maisha Plus utagundua kwa jinsi gani IQ, ya watz ndogo sana, weng hawawez kureasonna argumentation
 
charminglady said:
sina uhakika sana, Judgement hebu tusaidie hapa!
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Takriban mi naiona karibu kila siku, but sijaelewe muda maalumu.
Siku nyingine saa 4 usiku, mara saa 5 , siku nyingine saa 3, na kesho yake asubuhi kama saa 4 wanafanya marudio, siku nyingine hawarudii . Ofcoz wanachanganya ufuatiliaji.
Na alieuliza kwa sasa wako kwenye usaili ? Ni kweli ndy wako mchujoni ku'select watakao kwenda kijijini.
 
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Eshacky said:
ukiangalia Maisha Plus utagundua kwa jinsi gani IQ, ya watz ndogo sana, weng hawawez kureasonna argumentation
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umeona eh, yan mtu anadai kamaliza form 4 lakini hajawahi kuiona ramani ya africa!!!!!!
 

asante kwa taarifa. Preta pitia hapa
 
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