Listen Carefully

bombafresh

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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing
an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young,student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.

"Nurse",he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
testicles black?"

Embarrassed,the young nurse replies,"I don't know, Sir
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse,please check. Are my
testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and
heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her
embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown,holds his manhood
in one hand and his testicles in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says,there's nothing
wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask,smiles at her and
says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely......

A r e - my - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k?
 
Joke nzuri bombafresh, ila nashauri kwamba NI VIZURI KUKIRI ULIKOITOA
 
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