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A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS.
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.
No.2
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband.
Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.
Hahahahaha.
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A Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,
Son: "What are you doing?" Ask the son.
Father: "Im putting petrol on your Mom."
Son: "Haauu - Haauu! Which means Moms engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in his petrol yesterday."
Mother fainted!
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A man went to the pub with his wife.
When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:
"You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay.
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An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.
In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?
The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"
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His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.
No.2
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband.
Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.
Hahahahaha.
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A Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,
Son: "What are you doing?" Ask the son.
Father: "Im putting petrol on your Mom."
Son: "Haauu - Haauu! Which means Moms engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in his petrol yesterday."
Mother fainted!
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A man went to the pub with his wife.
When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:
"You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay.
******************************-***********************************
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.
In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?
The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"
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