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Officer: What is your name?
Matome : MP
Officer: Please tell me properly
Matome : Matome Patrick
Officer: Who is your father?
Matome : MP sir.
Officer: Meaning?
Matome : Michael Patrick
Officer: Where do you live?
Matome : At MP sir
Officer: Mpumalanga
Matome: No, its Minna Port sir
Officer: What are your
qualifications?
Matome : I have MP sir
Officer: (angrily) Talk straight here,
um not playing! What's that?
Matome : Matric Pass sir.
Officer: So why do you need a job?
Matome: (sadly) MP sir
Officer: Jerrrrrrr! Meaning?
Matome : Money Problem sir
Officer: I will get back to you
Matome : So how was MP sir?
Officer: And what's that again?
Matome : My Performance
Officer: It was MP
Matome : Meaning?
Officer: Mental Problem!!!!

 

[NancyM]

Hahaha that's exactly mp sir mental kabisa huyo

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[Munkari]

Tehtehteh! Mp kweli!

 

[Khakhi]

teh teh nzur kwa wkend

 

[Architect E.M]

Hahaha.... MP..... Military police... Menstrual period.... Endeleza

 

[Pompoo]

hahahahaaa!!