Kwanini wanaume sio washauri mahiri wa mambo ya mapenzi???

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Anonymous:
Hi! I'm a lady aged 26 married with one
kid. Last week my husband was off
duty and I had to drive alone to work. I
left my husband with the maid and my
baby at home. I drove for just about
2km from home n my car engine
started 2 overheat so i had to turn back
and get another car. When i got home i
found my husband in bed with our
maid. I don't know what to do now.
Please help.
REPLY BY MALE COLUMNIST:
Dear anonymous.
Overheating of engine after such short
distance can be caused by problems
associated with the carburetor. U need
to check your oil and water level in
your engine b4 u start your journey. U
must also make sure your car is
serviced regularly to avoid problems in
future. Hope this helped you...!!

 

[Shakidinkili]

In which area do you need a help. Engine problem of you car or the issue of your husband screwing your house maid?

 

[Rogie]

The male columnist is right.

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

Anonymous:
Hi! I'm a lady aged 26 married with one
kid. Last week my husband was off
duty and I had to drive alone to work. I
left my husband with the maid and my
baby at home. I drove for just about
2km from home n my car engine
started 2 overheat so i had to turn back
and get another car. When i got home i
found my husband in bed with our
maid. I don't know what to do now.
Please help.
REPLY BY MALE COLUMNIST:
Dear anonymous.
Overheating of engine after such short
distance can be caused by problems
associated with the carburetor. U need
to check your oil and water level in
your engine b4 u start your journey. U
must also make sure your car is
serviced regularly to avoid problems in
future. Hope this helped you...!!

Good thread but you will never get enough commentators because of ngeli.

 

[akiba]

lugha nyingine bwana,haya changieni wenyewe sasa.

 

[Mashaxizo]

Hahahahahaaa!
Nakataa!
Tunachangia kwa mujibu wa mtu alivyouliza!!!
Ukiuliza utata unajibiwa utata!
...
Namkumbua lecturer wetu mmoja, yeye anaandika hadithi page 2 then anakuambia "Discuss!"
Hahahahaaa! Alitutembezea zero, 1.5 na hakuna aliepata hata 4/10! Mwee! Si tugome! Mbona katimuliwa!
...
So mutu ikitaka ushauri ni lazima ispecify! Kinyume na hapo atapata majibu hata asiyoyataka!
...
Also hata ke wenyewe wanaingia chaka na kutoa matango pori sana!

 

[Watu8]

Bujibuji mbona huyo mwanaume katoa ushauri mzuri tu, ujumbe wake umejificha katika hayo maneno aliyoyaandika.

Wajuvi wa fasihi andishi watatambua kuwa huyo mtoa ushauri alikuwa na nia gani katika hizo semi zake.

 

[Mentor]

What to do now?

- Take the other car and go to work!

 

[Visenti]

nyuzi za ngeli ni ngumu sana kuchangia

 

[cren]

huyo manzi snitch kwanza mbwembwe kibao afu kinda bado anapenda magari penzi div 5 gari lenyewe 403 peogeut

 

[Hornet]

Bujibuji mbona huyo mwanaume katoa ushauri mzuri tu, ujumbe wake umejificha katika hayo maneno aliyoyaandika.

Wajuvi wa fasihi andishi watatambua kuwa huyo mtoa ushauri alikuwa na nia gani katika hizo semi zake.

nimeelewa beyond borders..

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

nyuzi za ngeli ni ngumu sana kuchangia

Mashikolo madimu

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

...Out Of Sight...
...Out Of Mind!!!!!!!!!...

Hahahahahaaa!
Nakataa!
Tunachangia kwa mujibu wa mtu alivyouliza!!!
Ukiuliza utata unajibiwa utata!
...
Namkumbua lecturer wetu mmoja, yeye anaandika hadithi page 2 then anakuambia "Discuss!"
Hahahahaaa! Alitutembezea zero, 1.5 na hakuna aliepata hata 4/10! Mwee! Si tugome! Mbona katimuliwa!
...
So mutu ikitaka ushauri ni lazima ispecify! Kinyume na hapo atapata majibu hata asiyoyataka!
...
Also hata ke wenyewe wanaingia chaka na kutoa matango pori sana!

 

[obi's]

issue ya mume wako dada utaimaliza mwenyewe atakaeiingilia ni mnafiki! Ok kuhusu gari kuchemsha angalia vitu vifatavyo: radiator yako huenda ina ina vuja, imeziba ama waterpump imekufa, fen imekufa nk. Pia penda kufanya kitu wanaita pre start kama ckosei maana shule hatukwenda mama. Zaidi ya yote, pole sana dunia imeingiliwa na pepo mchafu aitwae pepo wa ngono!