Kwa wanaume tu!

Mapinduzi · Feb 17, 2010

Kingi said:
ukweli unakuwa hivi, wanandoa huwa wanajisahau katika mambo madogomadogooo ambayo ndio yanajenga mapenzi. hilo ni fundisho. kama jamaa angekuwa na vinywele vichache huko chini huyo hawara angepata muda wa kumnyoa saa ngapi? wanawake ingieni humu msome mpate maujuzi. mjue kuwanyoa waume zenu ndevu, za kwapa, mavuzi, kung'arisha viatu, kupiga pasi nguo, kufua, kupika, n.k. wanawake wasipelekwe na upepo wa haki sawa. HAKUNA KITU KAMA HICHO! ukitaka haki sawa, hiyo nafasi uliyoiacha wazi ataichukua hawara aka nyumba ndogo.

Kwamba wanawake akili na maarifa yao yote wahamishie kwenye kuwaza jinsi ya kufanya wanaume zao wasitafute nyumba ndogo?

Mwanamke wa kweli ampige kibuti mara moja atakapogundua mwanaume wake ana nyumba ndogo.

Mwanaume akikukosea, anaomba msamaha kinafiki nawe unamsamehe right away na kumbusu, na mwishowe kumpa wild jig, anaishia kukutoboatoboa na kukuvujishia majasho tu, hata hujaridhika mtarimbo umelala doro...... umeshatumika.

Wasichana msiogope kuachwa, after all you are doing very fine zaidi ya hao wanaume. Hawana lolote zaidi ya kutumia mabavu tu, hawawezi kuthink independently kwenye mambo ya maendeleo.

Tumieni front lobe za brain zenu nyie watoto wa kike. 'Love is not about having someone to live with, love is about having someone you can not live without'- unknown.

Regia Mtema · Feb 17, 2010

Ningesema ukweli na kumgeuzia kibao mke wangu kwamba nywele zilinizidia zikawa zinaniwasha hivyo nikatafuta msaada kwenye tutta nikaupata.

Raia Fulani · Feb 17, 2010

Ama said:
Kwamba wanawake akili na maarifa yao yote wahamishie kwenye kuwaza jinsi ya kufanya wanaume zao wasitafute nyumba ndogo?

Mwanamke wa kweli ampige kibuti mara moja atakapogundua mwanaume wake ana nyumba ndogo.

Mwanaume akikukosea, anaomba msamaha kinafiki nawe unamsamehe right away na kumbusu, na mwishowe kumpa wild jig, anaishia kukutoboatoboa na kukuvujishia majasho tu, hata hujaridhika mtarimbo umelala doro...... umeshatumika.

Wasichana msiogope kuachwa, after all you are doing very fine zaidi ya hao wanaume. Hawana lolote zaidi ya kutumia mabavu tu, hawawezi kuthink independently kwenye mambo ya maendeleo.

Tumieni front lobe za brain zenu nyie watoto wa kike. 'Love is not about having someone to live with, love is about having someone you can not live without'- unknown.

hizo kauli 2 zinanipa utata. cha msingi elewa tu kwamba unconditional love may fail but love with conditions does not even have a chance. suala la kumhudumia mwenza wako ni kujipanga tu la sivyo vicheche njenje

Prisoner · Feb 17, 2010

Pearl said:
Wala sielewi,kwani si nna kaka na mafriend men!so lazima nisome ili niwaambie

Hivi samahani wewe ni uzuri wako au picha??? Unapoambiwa na watoto wa kuume usisome wala kukomet usikii haya watu watakupenda uanze kutoa michozi

Nyamayao · Feb 17, 2010

akifika nyumbani aombe ziwe zimeota walllah, hizi dharau mie zinanikera sana...kwanini wanakula wanasahau kufuta mdomo?

Nyamayao · Feb 17, 2010

Gender Sensitive said:
Ningesema ukweli na kumgeuzia kibao mke wangu kwamba nywele zilinizidia zikawa zinaniwasha hivyo nikatafuta msaada kwenye tutta nikaupata.

jamani kwanini hao wake zenu ni wapole na muwanyanyase tena? unigeuzie kibao yeruwa!

Mapinduzi · Feb 18, 2010

Kingi said:
hizo kauli 2 zinanipa utata. cha msingi elewa tu kwamba unconditional love may fail but love with conditions does not even have a chance. suala la kumhudumia mwenza wako ni kujipanga tu la sivyo vicheche njenje

To be in love is necessarily to live with someone, sawa? Otherwise you can be in love with someone you are not living with but without whom, life has not meaning.

This means, to be in love you must not be married to someone who puts conditions for love not fail.

By the way, katika kitendo cha kufanya mapenzi wanawake ndio wanafaidi zaidi. Hivyo sioni sababu kwani wao ndio waonekane wanapata 'favour' panapo mahusiano ya kimapenzi. Kwamba mwanamke asipom-bembeleza na kufanya 'effort' kumhudumia mwanaume, atakuachwa au mwanaume ataenda kwa nyumba husika. Mwache aende, kwani anakupunguzia nini, Woman, you got a pussy na he got a dick. Hakuna kuzidiana.

Wanawake wawe na uthubutu wa kuwaambiwa wanaume zao kuwa watawaacha wasipotimizia mahitaji/matakwa amabyo wanawake wanajikia kuwa fulfilled. It is high time sasa wanawake wawekw terms of reference and conditions.

Pearl · Feb 18, 2010

inaelekea picha zinakutatiza eeeeeh?kumbe unaweza maliza ugali kwa picha ya samaki?uzuri wa mtu anaujua mtu ww utaona kwa picha na kuupenda uzuri wa picha lkn wenzio hawadanganjiki na udongo wa nje wanaaangalia uzuri wa ndani,roho safi,tabia njema etc kama hujaelewa ntaku PM usikonde uu ni udongo safi wa mwenyezi Mungu Mfinyanzi huu no jiwe hata moja.

Prisoner said:
Hivi samahani wewe ni uzuri wako au picha??? Unapoambiwa na watoto wa kuume usisome wala kukomet usikii haya watu watakupenda uanze kutoa michozi

Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume · Feb 18, 2010

Pearl said:
inaelekea picha zinakutatiza eeeeeh?kumbe unaweza maliza ugali kwa picha ya samaki?uzuri wa mtu anaujua mtu ww utaona kwa picha na kuupenda uzuri wa picha lkn wenzio hawadanganjiki na udongo wa nje wanaaangalia uzuri wa ndani,roho safi,tabia njema etc kama hujaelewa ntaku PM usikonde uu ni udongo safi wa mwenyezi Mungu Mfinyanzi huu no jiwe hata moja.

Mtoto una maneno utadhani william shakespear.
Aminia Theregetitherengeti.

Pearl · Feb 18, 2010

uncle amu sore bana,basi mwambie nilivyo labda atakuamini ww!

Bujibuji said:
Mtoto una maneno utadhani william shakespear.
Aminia Theregetitherengeti.

Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume · Feb 18, 2010

Pearl said:
uncle amu sore bana,basi mwambie nilivyo labda atakuamini ww!

utu wako wa ndani u swafi, uliosafishwa kwa damu ya Bwana wetu Yesu Kristo.

Pearl · Feb 18, 2010

Ameniiiiiiii,thats my Uncle Buji!u deserve to be pacco for sure

Bujibuji said:
utu wako wa ndani u swafi, uliosafishwa kwa damu ya Bwana wetu Yesu Kristo.

RR · Feb 18, 2010

Bishanga said:
... hawara kampigia simu Bi Mkubwa ....

Somo: Hakikisha hawara yako hana namba ya simu ya mkeo.

Masikini_Jeuri · Feb 18, 2010

Nitamshukuru mungu kwa kunipa second chance with wifey; maana ikifikia unanyolewa kona hali inakuwa sio hali tena!

Askofu · Feb 18, 2010

Ninja said:
Nilikuwa nasubiri wanawake waliokuwa wanatuchungulia humu waondoke ndio nimwage kaushauri. Hebu angalia vizuri washaondoka?

Yaap. Sasa sikia. Kwanza jifanye unashangaa, halafu vua nguo kweli, wakati akikutazama kwa kushangaa na kuanza kupanick na kupiga kelele, angua mzinga wa kilio bila kujali majirani watasikia wala nini.

Lia mpaka ashangae kilio badala ya alichokiona, halafu jifanye unashangaa vibaya mno unachokiona. Halafu piga kelele ''nimelogwa, mke wangu nimelogwa, huyu mwanamke alikuwa ananitaka muda mrefu nilipomkataa alinitishia kwamba angeniloga, nikadharau, mke wangu ameniloga. Alisema hata uume wangu ana uwezo wa kuuamisha. uuuuuwiiiii, nakufaaa'' Atazima fegi nakwambia, ataogopa majirani wasijesikia kinachoendelea. Halafu ishu lazima ife. Utasikia ''atanijua leo kuwa mi natokea desh desh desh, lazima niende kwa desh desh desh.''

Lakini baada ya hapo vunja uhusiano na huyo changu.

He he he heeeeeeee... kwi kwi kwi kwi..... duh!

Askofu · Feb 18, 2010

Kimbweka said:
unamwambia subiri nakuja unaingia chumbani unakata nywele za kichwani halafu unatoka umejifunga taulo na mkasi mkononi, akikukagua unamwambia nimenyoa sasa hivi na mav..i yapo chumbani twende ukaone ! Ushahidi tosha unaenda kuchekea ******!

Imagine ni siku ya jumamosi, umepita salon ukanyoa nywele ndo ukaenda huko... na umenyoa wanaita nini vile... unga sijui ****?

mchajikobe · Feb 18, 2010

Bishanga said:
Hii ni ya kweli na imetokea hivi:
Njemba imekwenda kwa hawara,katika malavidovi ikanyolewa nywele za chini.Akiwa njiani anaelekea nyumbani hawara kampigia simu Bi Mkubwa "haya sema sasa,hata kumnyoa mmeo mananihii hujui,anarudi huyo,angalia nilivyomrembesha kwenye nonino,eheee halo halo". Mzee mzima kuingia tu sebuleni mama uzalendo ukamshinda akaona hata asisubiri mzee aende bafuni ili amkague vizuri,kamdaka hapo hapo sebuleni, 'vua mme wangu,nakwambia vua hiyo suruali',mwanzoni jamaa alifikiri dhihaka lakini alivyocheki sura ya mamsap ikam click akajua hapa kimewaka! swali,mshikaji ungekuwa wewe hii soo ungeipangua vipi?

Kazi ndogo sana hiyo,ningekuwa mimi ningemwambia subiri nikuonyeshe suprise,huku navua,hata kama kakasirika,namwambia kuna rafiki yangu kanipeleka saluni,kunyoa haya mananilii,sababu nilimuelezea kuwa nyembe zinanitoa upele,kwenda saluni kumbe kinyozi ni yule dada flani(huyo aliyepiga simu),alipo maliza ninyoa aliniambia atakupigia simu ili unichunguze,vipi bado hajakupigia?Lakini mke wangu si unaona hapa hajanichonga,subiri nimpigie simu nimwambie kesho niende akanirekebishe!!!Ni rahisi kama hivyooo!!

Caroline Danzi · Feb 18, 2010

hahaha, nyumba ndogo hatari zana. aliingije kwenye simu mpaka kupata namba ya mkeo. Mukome kusevu namba za wake zenu kama wife. ifanye iwe special ila usiweke eti wife, lovely wife, honey etc. mtaumbuka jamani. udhungu huooooooooo! umemponza jamaa.

Magulumangu · Feb 18, 2010

Bishanga said:
Hii ni ya kweli na imetokea hivi:
Njemba imekwenda kwa hawara,katika malavidovi ikanyolewa nywele za chini.Akiwa njiani anaelekea nyumbani hawara kampigia simu Bi Mkubwa "haya sema sasa,hata kumnyoa mmeo mananihii hujui,anarudi huyo,angalia nilivyomrembesha kwenye nonino,eheee halo halo". Mzee mzima kuingia tu sebuleni mama uzalendo ukamshinda akaona hata asisubiri mzee aende bafuni ili amkague vizuri,kamdaka hapo hapo sebuleni, 'vua mme wangu,nakwambia vua hiyo suruali',mwanzoni jamaa alifikiri dhihaka lakini alivyocheki sura ya mamsap ikam click akajua hapa kimewaka! swali,mshikaji ungekuwa wewe hii soo ungeipangua vipi?

Nisingevua na ningeondoka home nikarudi midae kalala...bora asikukamate hapo hapo mkuu maana vita itakuwa si ndogo

BAK · Feb 18, 2010

Bishanga said:
Hii ni ya kweli na imetokea hivi:
Njemba imekwenda kwa hawara,katika malavidovi ikanyolewa nywele za chini.Akiwa njiani anaelekea nyumbani hawara kampigia simu Bi Mkubwa "haya sema sasa,hata kumnyoa mmeo mananihii hujui,anarudi huyo,angalia nilivyomrembesha kwenye nonino,eheee halo halo". Mzee mzima kuingia tu sebuleni mama uzalendo ukamshinda akaona hata asisubiri mzee aende bafuni ili amkague vizuri,kamdaka hapo hapo sebuleni, 'vua mme wangu,nakwambia vua hiyo suruali',mwanzoni jamaa alifikiri dhihaka lakini alivyocheki sura ya mamsap ikam click akajua hapa kimewaka! swali,mshikaji ungekuwa wewe hii soo ungeipangua vipi?

Hahahahahahahahah thanks Mkuu....this is so funny....LOL! Huna hujanja hapo sijui utajibu nini hapo labda ni kuanza kuomba samahani tu ili nyumba kubwa isivunjike....hahahahaha

Kwa wanaume tu!

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