kasimba123
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*When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.*
_~By Lee Majors_
*After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.*
_~By Al Gore_
*By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.*
_~By Socrates_
*Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.*
_~By Mike Tyson_
*The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?*
_~By George Clooney_
*I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.*
_~By Bill Clinton_
*"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."*
_~By George W. Bush_
*"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."*
_~By Rudy Giuliani_
*"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!*
_~By Donald Trump_
*Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming*
*1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,*
*2. Whenever you're right, shut up.*
_~By Shaquille O’Neal_
*The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.*
_~By Kobe Bryant_
*You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.*
_~By David Hasselhoff_
*My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.*
_~By Alec Baldwin_
*A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.*
_~By Barack Obama_
*Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.*
_~By Tommy Lee_
*A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."*
_~By Brad Pitt_
*First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"*
*Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."*
_~ By Jimmy Kimmel_
*“First there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing!*
_~By Jay Leno_
*"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife"*
_~By Brandon Breezy_
*Forward this to all the guys to give them a good laugh .......and to the ladies with good sense of humour who can handle it!!!!!!!*
*When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.*
_~By Lee Majors_
*After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.*
_~By Al Gore_
*By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.*
_~By Socrates_
*Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.*
_~By Mike Tyson_
*The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?*
_~By George Clooney_
*I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.*
_~By Bill Clinton_
*"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."*
_~By George W. Bush_
*"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."*
_~By Rudy Giuliani_
*"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!*
_~By Donald Trump_
*Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming*
*1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,*
*2. Whenever you're right, shut up.*
_~By Shaquille O’Neal_
*The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.*
_~By Kobe Bryant_
*You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.*
_~By David Hasselhoff_
*My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.*
_~By Alec Baldwin_
*A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.*
_~By Barack Obama_
*Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.*
_~By Tommy Lee_
*A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."*
_~By Brad Pitt_
*First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"*
*Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."*
_~ By Jimmy Kimmel_
*“First there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing!*
_~By Jay Leno_
*"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife"*
_~By Brandon Breezy_
*Forward this to all the guys to give them a good laugh .......and to the ladies with good sense of humour who can handle it!!!!!!!*
