Kuchat na wanaume wengine full stress. ..

[Lusungo]

am great ma dear

Mhh Leo baridiii njoo bas honey

 

[excel]

naona mnatiana.....



Mi nimesoma hii tu ,kixhwa chote kimevurugika

pole sana rapunzel, inaonekana nyegere zako ziko mlangoni kabisa! ukigusa kitasa tu...

mzima lakini? lols..

 

[Idimi]

Huyo si mwanaume ni mvulana to be precise

Kabisa.

 

[google helper]

hao ndo mashoga sasa lugha gani hizo ?

 

[Dejane]

Hahhhhhahhhha

 

[Rapunzel]

pole sana rapunzel, inaonekana nyegere zako ziko mlangoni kabisa! ukigusa kitasa tu...

mzima lakini? lols..

Hahahah... am gud man, wtbu?

 

[miss chagga]

Mhh Leo baridiii njoo bas honey

hapa nilipo kaa nitaingiza laki moja mpaka jioni honey,... sasa nikija utanipa laki mbili?

 

[Lusungo]

hapa nilipo kaa nitaingiza laki moja mpaka jioni honey,... sasa nikija utanipa laki mbili?

Hata nne ukitaka my honey

 

[Dejane]

hapa nilipo kaa nitaingiza laki moja mpaka jioni honey,... sasa nikija utanipa laki mbili?

Hahhhhahhhhahhhhhahha

 

[kashesho]

kama ametoka nchi fulani hivi ya jirani

 

[miss chagga]

Hata nne ukitaka my honey

aya ngoja nije location ni pale pale au?

 

[kidaganda]

under20 facebook slogans!

nilitaka kusema hivyo hivyo....pokea like ndg

 

[Mahondaw]

teh teh watu mnavituko lol!!

 

[Lusungo]

aya ngoja nije location ni pale pale au?

Leo new Africa hotel

 

[Determinantor]

Ndio Mzazi sasa kafumania meseji na Lugha zenyewe ndio hizi, utaambulia patupu aiseee

Gal: Hi sweet,,umeamka aje??

Boy: Aaaawwww,,am gyud
shwyiraeh,,WBU??

Gal: wbu ni nini??

Boy; Loool,,dunderhead,,smh,,t
'mins
'Wat Bout You ',,daah!!

Gal: oooh,,unajua vtu zingine
naoneaga kwa gazeti ama Tv!!
hehe

Boy: hehe,,anweh,,HhUB??

Gal: hio nayo ni nini??

Boy: OMG!! ho my sapozd to chat
if
u nah get naen? it mins How have
U
bin yawa!!

Gal: Boi,,kwani unaongeaga
kihibirania sku izi??nkt,,sawa,,So
leo ju unakam unataka npike USA
ama USBzM??

Boy: loool,,and wt r thoz nw??

Gal: ooh,,thot unaelewa
kihibirania yote?? inamin unataka npike Ugali
Sukuma na Avocado ama Ni Ugali
Samaki Na Bolingo za Mbuzi??

baff!!next tym uchat ka mtu ako na akili
unaskia?ulfkiria ww tu ndo
unajua kuongea in Tongues ?Funda!!
Boy: oke.

 

[mwekundu]

watoto wa kizazi cha cameron

 

[Karucee]

Huyo si mwanaume ni mvulana to be precise

He even has no business owning a phone in the first place!

 

[Miwatamu]

Tatizo la ktjfanya mtu unajua kumbe mburula tu.

 

[HIMARS]

Nachukia watu wanaoandika kama shuleni kwao kuandika vowels ilikuwa kesi.
Mtu haweki i,e huwa nawambia warudie maana sijaelewa

 

[Asamwa]

Mayankee wa siku hizi lugha zao ngumu kweli. Mi ukintumia ms hivyo uisubiri ijijibu yenyewe maana sitosumbua akili kuielewa.
Na haka kamtindo ka kubadili maneno saivi 's' ni 'x' duh. Hata sielewagi wanafupisha nini

Nakubaliana na wewe...hiki kizazi ni kama wanafanya mambo bila kutafakari!

Mfano mtu anaandika "kuxoma" badala ya "kusoma"; Mantiki yake nini hasa?! Ujinga mtupu!