Kuchapiwa wanaume saa nyingine mnajitafutia

[47pro]

WIFE....Honey plz lets come and help
me in the garden to clean these
flowers??
UYU.......Are you mad ,do I look like a
gardener?
WIFE.....Ok sory babie,...but
sweetheart please go and fix that
door to the bathroom,Junior broke it
last night??
UYU......I hate your nosense
requests,,do I look like a Carpenter??
..
At night UYU came back from town
and found that the garden is clean
and the door if fixed well..he was
surprised and decided to ask his wife..
..
UYU.....Honey I can see the garden is
clean and the Door is well fixed,who
fixed the door for you??
WIFE.....Its our neighbour ofcourse..
UYU.....Woow thats great,,did he fixed
it for you free of charge?
WIFE........NO he gave me two options
to choose,,,He said I must give him
BREAD OR SEX..
UYU.....I hope you gave him BREAD??
WIFE....What???....Do I look like
BAKERY???

 

[Salahan]

NA KWEL UTAMU KESHA FAIDI JIRAN

 

[47pro]

NA KWEL UTAMU KESHA FAIDI JIRAN

Yaani ukizingua, tunamfaidisha neighbor kiroho Safi.

 

[dyuteromaikota]

Ukicheche tu

 

[longi mapexa]

ingekua ni mimi ningekuja pata akili nipo segerea nyuma ya nondo haaaa....

 

[Mzimu wa Kolelo]

huyo pichani kwenye AVATAR ni wewe au ?

 

[Jimena]

huyo pichani kwenye AVATAR ni wewe au ?

Ni yeye ndio, vipi unataka kuleta barua ya posa?

 

[BansenBurner]

Weka picha

 

[Mzimu wa Kolelo]

Ni yeye ndio, vipi unataka kuleta barua ya posa?

Hapana km ni yeye mwambie anipm niende nikamtengenezee mlango na mimi pengine nitabahatika kama JIRANI

 

[Jimena]

Hapana km ni yeye mwambie anipm niende nikamtengenezee mlango na mimi pengine nitabahatika kama JIRANI

Mwenyewe anakusikia

 

[Mzimu wa Kolelo]

Mwenyewe anakusikia

ananisikia
au anaona nimeandika hapa !!

 

[Jimena]

ananisikia
au anaona nimeandika hapa !!

Ndio kusikia mwenyewe huko. Macho yatapeleka taarifa tu

 

[CHEKA UPIGWE]

Kaz kwel kwel.Kumbe wakat mwingine huwa tubajitakiaa eeeeenheeeee.

 

[kabanga]

Sawa....!

 

[MWALLA]

Ni yeye ndio, vipi unataka kuleta barua ya posa?

acha ajibu mwenyewe loh.. kireherehe tu!!!

 

[Mnondwe]

mtoa mada inaonyesha ni mwepesi tu kuitoa ndude yake,
maana hakutoa mkate,nyasi zikiota tena niite mimi mi mfyekaji mzuri sana,na huo upaja wako huo,haaaaaaaa

 

[Bestfredy]

huyo pichani kwenye AVATAR ni wewe au ?

Hata mm hii picha cjamuelewa maana ni ya sehemu ya falagha

 

[Jimena]

acha ajibu mwenyewe loh.. kireherehe tu!!!

Kiko juu kama cha kwako

 

[Tuyuku]

ingekua ni mimi ningekuja pata akili nipo segerea nyuma ya nondo haaaa....

Shida yote hiyo ya nini?

 

[47pro]

huyo pichani kwenye AVATAR ni wewe au ?

Ndiyo, kwani vipi boy?