kero za daladala

[mopaozi]

KWA WALE WENYE MAGARI NA AMBAO HAMPANDI DALADALA.……
HIVI NDO VIOJA TUNAVYOPATA KWENYE DALADALA WENZENU TUSIO NA MAGARI!

Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu.."
Konda: "Vipi wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..." ********************************
Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "hao wengine wamekalia ndoo?! "
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Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu zinatushinda, tusikilize na zako!? hebu tupunguzie misheria"
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Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "Usituzingue wewe, shuka upande fridge...."
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Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma, ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
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Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "mbona nguo ulizovaa huzisemi, kama ulitaka kujiachia ungekodi treni peke yako!!!"
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Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?! Kama hamna sipandi..."
Konda: "Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako!!?"

 

[jchofachogenda]

UMEKOPY0 NA KUPEST, kimewahi kutoka humu humu JF.

 

[Nyakwaratony]

u have made my dei!

 

[DAWA YA SIKIO]

Iko pwowaah swana!

 

[Malumbizo]

Yani tungechagua mkali bora we ungeshika nafas ya kwanza we mkaleeeee

 

[Erickb52]

Hahaaaaa kweli aisee kuna logic

 

[Manyanza]

UMEKOPY0 NA KUPEST, kimewahi kutoka humu humu JF.

hii ni tofauti kidogo acha wivu wewe

 

[P I M]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

[N series]

UMEKOPY0 NA KUPEST, kimewahi kutoka humu humu JF.

ka copy na ku paste, so what????????
infact kanifanya nimecheka, awe ame copy awe haja pest, i don care, cha msingi people tumefurahi na kucheka, so ulishawahi ona potezea

 

[Hussein J Mahenga]

Exactly guy,imetulia sana

 

[dmatemu]

Huyo mtu anaesema ame kopi na kupest ndo nini sasa? Watu tumefurah, we kama hujafurah nenda kafe tu.

 

[Achahasira]

Huyo mtu anaesema ame kopi na kupest ndo nini sasa? Watu tumefurah, we kama hujafurah nenda kafe tu.

kafe???????

 

[Shine]

KWA WALE WENYE MAGARI NA AMBAO HAMPANDI DALADALA.……
HIVI NDO VIOJA TUNAVYOPATA KWENYE DALADALA WENZENU TUSIO NA MAGARI!

Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu.."
Konda: "Vipi wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..." ********************************
Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "hao wengine wamekalia ndoo?! "
*******************************
Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu zinatushinda, tusikilize na zako!? hebu tupunguzie misheria"
*******************************
Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "Usituzingue wewe, shuka upande fridge...."
******************************
Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma, ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
********************************
Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "mbona nguo ulizovaa huzisemi, kama ulitaka kujiachia ungekodi treni peke yako!!!"
*******************************
Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?! Kama hamna sipandi..."
Konda: "Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako!!?"

Mkuu zote za ukweli na zimenichekesha sana

 

[Tasia I]

Thank you. daah hyo ya kupanda fridge imetisha mkuu.