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HahahRafiki yangu alikuwa
amesinzia tukiwa darasani,
nikachukua simu yake
nikabadilisha alivyosave
namba yangu nikasave "lovely
dad" (ndivyo alivyokuwa
amesave jina la baba yake
mzazi)
Nikamtumia SMS "mwanangu
nimeshinda millioni 100 toka
BIKO, na sasa hivi tutakuwa
na maisha mazuri. Acha
shule njoo tupange tutafanya
biashara gani"
Rafiki yangu baada ya
kusoma sms akanyanyuka na
kukusanya kila kilicho chake
akaanza kuondoka.
Alipofika mlangoni mwalimu
akamuuliza unaenda wapi
bila kuomba ruhusa?
Akageuka akamwonyesha
mwalimu kidole cha kati,
akaachia mfyonzo mkali kisha
akasepa.
Sasa hivi ananisaka kinyama,
nani anajua sehemu nzuri ya
kujifichia
HahahaSTORY YA DEM WA ADMIN
ADMIN
Morning guyz
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LUCY
Morning bebz
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GEORGE
Thanx for add Admin
ADMIN
Welcome bro,za siku
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LUCY
Bebz ninashida,nataka kwenda Moro bt sina nauli,i need only 10,000@Admin
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GEORGE
Nko poa bro,am driving. sorry, ntakuchek baadae.
LUCY
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ADMIN
Bebz nko vbaya now, ngoja nifight jioni ntakurushia@Lucy
LUCY
Niaje George.
GEORGE
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ADMIN
Hope umenielewa bebz@Lucy
GEORGE
Poa sana Lucy, niambie
LUCY
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ADMIN
Safe journey bro@ George
LUCY
Umesema your are driving to where?
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GEORGE
Moro @ Lucy.
LUCY
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ADMIN
Kwani huoni message zangu Lucy?
LUCY
Gosh! Umefika wapi @ George?
GEORGE
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ADMIN
George si umesema unadrive tuchat baadae?
GEORGE
Nimefika Ubungo Mataa @ Lucy
LUCY
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GEORGE
Nlikuwa nadrive bt now no ubungo mataa na kunafolen ile mbaya @ Admin
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LUCY
Plz ukifika Kimara nshutue at mm naenda Moro na sina nauli.
GEORGE
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ADMIN
Bebz nimepata, nakurushia@ Lucy.
GEORGE
Haina shida Lucy,in fact I was so loney.
LUCY
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HahahahaA mother used to cook her kids chicken everyday, but the kids got fed up.
Gal: Nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku.
Boy: kwa nini?
Gal: Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini.
Boy: Nilidhani ni mimi tuu!
Gal: ata wewe? Ona zangu venye ni mob. Ebu nione zako.
Boy: taking short down. Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily.
Gal: Ghai! Yako imezidi, si manyoya pekee,unamea shingo ya kuku pia.
Boy: hata si shingo pekee, shika usikie mayai mbili hapa chini ya shingo.......
hahahahahaRafik angu kachora tatoo ya jina la dem wake juzi... leo kaskia dem wake anaolewa nipo nae apa tunasubiri pasi ipate moto...
Hehe hahahaHata uwe kauzu vipi, huwezi kujamba wakati unatongoza.
Pilli alikuwa anamnyonyesha mwanaye. Rafiki ake Kipenzi (Halima) alikuwa amekaa pembeni anaangalia mtoto anavyonyonya.....
Halima akasema,
"kananyonya kama babake"
...Sasa hivi tunajaza PF3 hapa kituo cha Polisi, Kuelekea Hospitali..
HahahahahaMwaka 1978 timu ya taifa ya Kenya Harambee Stars kulikuwa kuna mchezaji anaitwa Otieno Mboo.
walifanikiwa kufika Fainali ila huyo mchezaji aliumia mechi ya Nusu fainali,
Magazeti ya Kenya yaliandika vichwa vya habari "WAKENYA KUCHEZA BILA MBOO", Raisi akazuia magazeti yote na kusema warekebishe hiyo sentensi....
Walibadilisha na kesho yake kuandika "WAKENYA KUCHEZA MBOO NJE"
Siku ya mechi Wanawake walifurika Uwanjani
Jamaa kalala kwenye kitanda cha dabo deka halaf ile siti ya juu kulikua na binti kalala huko
Kati kati ya usiku jamaa kapanda kule juu kwa binti taratiiiibu, ile kumgusa tu binti akashtuka na kuuliza, umefata nini huku
Jamaa akajibu nimedondoka
hahahhaaaaJana usiku nimekutana na askari town wakaniuliza kwanini unatembea usiku.
Namimi nikawauliza kwan usiku wanatambaa. Saivi nipo zangu kwenye deffender nahisi wananipeleka nyumbani.