Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Baba Swalehe

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Pilli alikuwa anamnyonyesha mwanaye. Rafiki ake Kipenzi (Halima) alikuwa amekaa pembeni anaangalia mtoto anavyonyonya.....
Halima akasema,
"kananyonya kama babake"
...Sasa hivi tunajaza PF3 hapa kituo cha Polisi, Kuelekea Hospitali..
:D:D:D:D:D
 

Baba Swalehe

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Mwaka 1978 timu ya taifa ya Kenya Harambee Stars kulikuwa kuna mchezaji anaitwa Otieno Mboo.
walifanikiwa kufika Fainali ila huyo mchezaji aliumia mechi ya Nusu fainali,
Magazeti ya Kenya yaliandika vichwa vya habari "WAKENYA KUCHEZA BILA MBOO", Raisi akazuia magazeti yote na kusema warekebishe hiyo sentensi....
Walibadilisha na kesho yake kuandika "WAKENYA KUCHEZA MBOO NJE"
Siku ya mechi Wanawake walifurika Uwanjani
Hahahahaha
 

Numbisa

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*JOKE OF THE DAY!*

*_Stress free_*

A man returns a book to the library, banged it on the counter and yelled, “I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!”

The Librarian looks up and responds, “Idiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?"
 

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