Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Numbisa]

Scientist are still struggling to find out,why African women usually turn down Tv volume just to smell what is burning in the kitchen.

 

[Numbisa]

I’m not a prophet, But I can confidently tell you that you still used last year's toothbrush to brush ur teeth this morning.

 

[Numbisa]

It's a man's responsibility to feed the wife because the last time a woman fed a man, we all got chased out of the *garden of Eden*

 

[Numbisa]

*Before you fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing soccer bet with your school fees*

 

[Numbisa]

*If She enters your room and skips the chair to sit on the bed, then she’s not a Virgin.*

In fact use Condom.

 

[Numbisa]

*A car horn is used to warn people that danger is coming* *....that's why they use a lot of them when they're bringing a bride into* *your family*

_Some of these things you don't need degree to understand them_
I hope iam communicating with *wisdom*

 

[Numbisa]

My brother I'm sorry to let you know that your girlfriend has already been in that car you keep calling "Your dream car"

 

[Numbisa]

Until a man pays your dowry,you are single my sister

Some engagements are just subscriptions to free browsing

 

[Numbisa]

Arsene Wenger sacrificed his legacy to build the Emirates stadium, only for Lingard to come and be dancing in it every year

 

[Kirokonya]

Nothing hurts like when your girlfriend is looking for a boyfriend

Hatarrrr

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[Kirokonya]

He z a good fucker

*He knows when your period ends but*
*he doesn’t know your birthday?*
*My sister is your boyfriend a medical doctor?*

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[Hawachi]

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[Kirokonya]

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[Kirokonya]

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[Tee wife material]

Ex wangu leo kaupdate status yake ya watsap et "NILIOTEMBEA NAO WOTEMKAPIME" Saizi nipo apa pa fundi nguo pana foleni sanaHarusi sijui lini anapenda kushtukiza sana

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[Tee wife material]

Leo nimeenda kuchangia damu hospitalini,mara wananambia soda na biskuti zimeisha..!
Sa hii nipo zangu njiani na damu yangu kwenye blood bag naelekea nyumbani. Bora niwapelekee mbu take away..


wala sijawahi vutaga bangi Mimi

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[MimiKijana]

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[Revelation]

Short ladies have disadvantages though, unalala na dem mfupi usiku unaota ukifungua thermos, unakanyonga kanakufa

Hivi wewe unavuta matawi gani?🤣🤣

 

[Kirokonya]

Hii kaliii

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