Nmecunja mbavu wallahWewe unaona hiyo ni sawa? Kupoteza pesa kujikinga wakati "matibabu" ni bure?
Ni utani tu bana. Daima kinga ni bora kuliko tiba
FactOnce you hear a Lady saying my child is my everything.
Just know that the father ran away.
My ribsWife: 'How would you describe me?'
Husband: 'ABCDEFGHIJK.'
Wife: 'What does that mean?'
Husband: 'Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.'
Wife: 'Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?'
Husband: 'I'm just kidding
Daah mkuu umeua,na ni kwel kabisaBARABARANI + UPEPO MKALI+ KWENYE BODABODA
(Dereva Ananipigisha Story)
Dereva: Siku Moja Bwana Zhziskp abzizos. Zhsosnshzs Umeona
Me: Eeeeeh
Dereva: Si akaja osj uzusi laosa jlqozos We Unaonaje?
Me: Kweli Kabisa
Dereva: basi Sasa gUskosjbs lzosks
Me:Ndiooo
Wahawahawahaaaaa*unampiga mkeo halafu unasingizia pombe*
*Brother mbona hiyo pombe haijakutuma ukafanye fujo jeshini*
MmmhhhhhhCCM INAWATAKIA ASUBUHI NJEMA
hata kichaa hawezi kufanya huo ukichaaWale mnaosema riziki ni popote hebu kauze bangi kituo cha polisi
hahaha thats disgusting!After a long night of making love,the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed.He's worried *Is this your husband?*,he asks nervously
*No,silly* she replies snuggling
" *ur boyfriend then?*
*no not all* she says nibbling away at his ears
" *OK!is it your dad or brother??*" he enquires further
*No that's me before my plastic surgery*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
We still need water to wake the man