Kabla ya ndoa mambo huwa hivi

pe.livinuu said:

MME: Ooh! Natamani sana iwe hivyo.
MKE: Vipi, wataka niondoke?
MME: Hapana hata kidogo!
MKE: Unanipenda?
MME: Ndo maanake.
MKE: Utakuwa na mpenzi mwingine zaidi yangu?
MME: Siwezi huo upuuzi.
MKE: Utanibusu milele?
MME: Kila mara.
MKE: Je, utanipiga?
MME: Aaaa haiwezi tokea!
MKE: Naweza kukuamini?
MME: Naam.
MKE: Jamani mpenzi!

Sasa ukitaka kujua baada ya ndoa mambo huwaje??

Soma kuanzia chini kwenda juu.

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Bukwabi said:

Unatisha mkuu!

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mtvbase said:

Nimecheka mpaka basi

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kilambalambila said:

binadamu ana hulka ya kukinai so usipokuwa makini hata ndoa unaikinai

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raster kipara said:

Tamuu sana ukirudia mara mbilimbili wow😀

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MaliShambani said:

aliyesema watanzania wana IQ ndogo alimaanisha nini?

I laughed...

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raster kipara said:

Sawa ila hili swala wee mgeni utayakuta tuu karibu!

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tabibumtaratibu said:

Hahahahahaa pe.livinuu, kumbe na we ni msanii

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pe.livinuu said:

Amnaa bhana mkuu tabibumtaratibu inafikia tu mahali unafanya vitu kwa kuunganisha , matukio mawili tofauti...

Hapo ni suala la positivity na negativity..

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tabibumtaratibu said:

Hahaha nimekukubali mkuu

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pe.livinuu said:

Hahahhh hata mimi nakukubaligi sana mkuu.

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