- Why you can tell your friend "You're my best friend" but you dare not tell your wife "You are my best wife?
- Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple.
They want only one thing from all women.
- Do you know why in the whole world there are POSTMEN and no POSTWOMEN?
Because women are very slow. They make only one delivery after every nine months.