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# : Jinsi ma-engineer wanavyotongoza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by engmtolera, Jan 22, 2011.

1. ### engmtoleraVerified User✅

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Haya tena hii ni kwa wale wanao tudharau ma engineer kuwa hatujui kuimbisha demu cheki style zetu za kuimbisha demu

"Hi dear
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,
standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a
vector of a particular magnitude from your eyes at a
deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,
my heart differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real
roots, which only you can solve by making good binary
relation with me.

The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity. I
promise that I should not resolve you into partial
fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me by
applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute
personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant
on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle
of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved
polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function. You make my heart
pump like a turbo diesel engine"

" Who still say engineers cannot charm ladies?????

mapinduziiiii daimaaaaaaalayball::censored::fear:

2. ### MwanajamiiOnePlatinum Member

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Ahahahah Aksante sana...............habari yake maengineer wa JF

3. ### Babu LaoJF-Expert Member

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Kweli wewe lazima utakuwa engineer tu kwa jinsi ulivyomwaga sera!!:shock:

4. ### KIMICHIOJF-Expert Member

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Mkuu hapo lakini umpate demu engineer mwenzako vinginevyo kama ni kilaza aweza kukushtaki umemtukana.

5. ### LasikokiJF-Expert Member

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I just liked this.. Mbavu sina....can someone tell me how doctors reduce? If any

6. ### MarundeSenior Member

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Am proud to be Engineer,nimesha copy hayo maelezo hapo juu na nitaenda kuya paste kwa dem mmoja ananisumbua sana,thanks mkuu kwa mtindo huu nitampata tu!.

7. ### MbimbinhoJF-Expert Member

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Soon gona b Engineer, ril lov ths mistari..)
Nitatumia tu one day..)

8. ### engmtoleraVerified User✅

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eng huyo demu lazima umpate ila usigugumie we chapa kitu bila kumpnzika kwani ukimpa mwanya tu atakubadilisha mwelekeo na utajikuta umetoka nje ya mstari

mapinduziiii daimaaaa

9. ### EliaJF-Expert Member

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Ha ha ha haaaaa..

10. ### MallabaJF-Expert Member

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The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity

11. ### GsanaJF-Expert Member

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engmtolera,salaam. Umepotea sana na nimefurahi kukusikia hapa. Ila sie wahasibu ktk kutaka kukuchukulia mtoto,tunasema: dear,after conducting independent audit in love statement,financial capacity books,care owners' equity stamtement and gathered reasonable evidence ,auditing in and around mr.mtolera,beyond any reasonable doubt,I beg to submit to you dear this report that eng.mt has no going concerned and his independence is in question as influenced by another girl. Shortly,compiled evidence show incompetence in financial and economic status and soon going bankrupt and thus later fail to finance your spending. To avoid extending your love to the financial incompetent person who may even fail to have foreseeble relationship has his trial balance can't balance and and with his off_shore love to the other identified girl,I independently advise you to transfer your majority shares of love into gsana's strong a/c with monthly love dividends compounded for ever. Being in Gsana love co.ltd you shall have majority shares and thus you appointed as a Managing Director of all love Affairs in the Gsana acquired Company. So far,how do you feel my potential partner?absolutely alright! Take this valid advise has it suggests calculated risk to avoid ending in love crisis!after which you shall not be entitled to any legal love compensation. As on 22nd,love,2011.

12. ### kipusyJF-Expert Member

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kama huyo dem utakayemtokea kwa swaga hizi za kihandisi sio mwandisi, lazima akuone chizi....:suspicious:

13. ### DesidiiJF-Expert Member

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Mimi ukija na sera kama hizi hunipati maanau sitakuelewa chochote zaidi ya kuona madudu.

14. ### LDJF-Expert Member

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15. ### SetoJF-Expert Member

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AKIKATAA NENDA BAGAMOYO KWA BABU..:kev:

16. ### Supa.engineerMember

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mmmm, jamani huyu sio engineer, ni mathematician. Ma engineer mistari yote hiyo ya nini. Tunaangalia zaidi performance, time constraint. One line 2 phrases is enough.

Melezo hayahitajiki michoro tu inatosha. Ukipita tuu karibu na demu, mwenyewe atajua nini kinaendelea.